Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

Let's be honest here, after going through that you end up wearing pastel striped knee socks and a choker.

I'm to understand we are doing each of these once a day, so am I sewing 30 faces on to mine?

I'm an unclean bottom who loves being fed- bring on the shrimp.

This is a win for the Linux gaming community.

At which domino did you put on the stripey knee socks?

Unless you are advocating for the mass slaughter of Republicans and Christian conservatives, I am not sure what you think is going to fix anything- because they have a lot of power for some reason, and aren't keen on changing their mind on their whole, "The world is ending but that's good actually" thing.

They let KIDS drink this stuff in SCHOOLS

Remember when Lee Harvey Oswald tried to defect to the USSR, and they just said... "Bro do you see this place? Why?"

It was a meme because it's LoL. I wasn't serious.

I'm just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

Ok.

Please, we know you're gay if you're a Homestuck fan

Piracy is always moral against large companies. It hurts literally no one.

power metal and folk metal are kinda similar demographics-wise in my experience as an alestorm fan

I had to force myself to see what this could even possibly be other than a guy lounging in a chair reading a book... Have I ascended?

They didn't know she was pregnant until they did the test. Just thought she got fat

Biggest human penis

Based.

5 is the most metal of the group, so by default it is the best choice.