I'm 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

Whatever you did when you were 6, and however terrible it was, you were SIX. You were too young to really be responsible for your actions. Stop beating yourself up about it and keep on being the good person you obviously are nowadays.

Yeah, I've taken drugs, too.

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

I've hated Harry Potter since the first book came out - someone lent it to me and I gave up after 100 pages cos it was shite and really badly written.

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn't the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens' stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!

A very strange post. I live in a mid size English town (not a city) and can find all the cuisines you mention within a one mile radius of our town centre. Plus numerous others such as Greek, Turkish, French, Egyptian, Portuguese, Bangladeshi. Even American, god help me.

I can celebrate all the holidays you mention if I wanted to. Why wouldn't I be able to?

You really need to get out more.

Have you talked to the Council? They normally have officers who sort shit like this out.

I'm (partially) blind and (partially) deaf. People seem to think you can either see and hear, or you can't. The fact that I often can't hear or see something just seems to annoy people.

Good man 👍

United Kingdom too, but I hate tea! We're a complex people...

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

The 3rd of June 1983. I'd meet my girlfriend and persuade her to walk a different route home from her athletics meet that evening.

I think finding out I don't like tea was what finished her off tbh.

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now

Because people are pathetic.

In the UK in the 1970s we were shown cross sections of male and family reproductive organs and copied pages out of a textbook about the essential mechanics. I can't remember any discussion or moral guidance in the slightest. But then at that point I was well into my 'hedge porn' stage so that's how I really educated myself.

Florence Pugh continually