c/notTheOnion

Dam, I guess I was a programmer at KFC, and I didn't even know it...

(I hope) nobody hates cats. But the way that WeRateDogs gives any dog a good score, no matter the dog, the alternate site will give every cat a bad score, even though every cat is a 10/10

Reminds me of that WeRateDogs page that keeps giving dogs a 10/10 or higher.

Imagining a similar page just hating cats now

What is the password? All I can see is *.

Sir, this is a Wendys

Funny how I can download NotPorn easily, but watching a YouTube video? Nonono, give your ID for that shit

The amount of times I eat some bread, and then release toast in the bathroom../

It hasn't happened yet, but if it does, you will be the first to know

Can't wait for the day that AI will be as popular ad NFTs now...

Every year I get the urge to rewatch the series. Guess that's my evening plans booked.

That space convertible shows that it was an actually car with seats and everything. All the clips I've seen showed a sealed cockpit and tinted windows. So it could have esially been an empty frame with is lighter to do those stunts with

I grew up with baby siblings. I still don't use the front stove tops. (Back left FTW)

I went on the internet and I found this

Our school was at a public event one time. Another school was there too. Saw the other schools kid pick up a cockroach off the ground, and put it on their friends lap.

Every year, the line "teenagers scare the living shit out of me" gets more and more relatable to me

Maybe this is UsernameChecksOut

Maybe this is other one of those individuals who opted for one of those Ken Doll surgeries

We will never know...

I once fixed my bashrc file with libreoffice

You can be the safest driver on the road, but what about the OTHER driver who messes up and ruins your day...

Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.

Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.

Me: ummmmm

As an Australian, i already know the results. Not going to say to avoid spoilers

I know this is a shitpost sub, and nothing should be taken seriously, but wheres the joy in asking chat gpt to make something for you?

Where the thrill of leaning something new? The joy of getting new puzzle pieces to build something you made?

My white pill walking around a squear floor in Godot sure looks boring, but I made it, and I learnt something new...