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Kabosu, the Dog Behind the ‘Doge’ Meme, Has Died
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Kabosu, the Dog Behind the ‘Doge’ Meme, Has Died
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We are the ones being lampooned now
Former job, I had to be the bearer of bad news to a team of 10+ employees that they all were not getting bonuses and no raises. I really fought upper management went directly to the CEO, who by the way all did get bonuses/raises. I got a raise and bonus as well probably to keep me complacent. This was one of our better profit years, so it made absolutely no sense to do a freeze.
So I decided since I couldn't get anyone above to reason. I instead told my team it was bullshit and exactly why in each of there reviews, even though I was given a script and explicitly told not tell them more than that. I told them that they should start looking for a new jobs and I'll help anyway I could. Told them honestly that this was probably a tactic to push some of them out without firing them and replace them with lower wage workers, I wasn't told that but I knew.
Worst year of my life. I left as quickly as I could myself. When I left they offered me a significant raise to stay, they were literal villains so I obviously said no.
Some of my team unfortunately stuck it out and got fired over petty shit months after I left. 2 years later they were all gone and replaced with low wage college interns. I hated myself because I was their shield for over 10 years and finally lost, as soon as I was gone they had no one to fight for them.
I don't know if there is a moral to this story, the bad guys technically won.
Guess a take away is unless your company is struggling and the management also takes cuts or freezes, no one below them should. Don't stay.
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Who is the enemy?
Photo editors hate:
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"I'll have my work laptop if anyone needs me!"
The biggest reason to knock off working on vacation or after hours is that it creates a false expectation on the the workload. If you can't get it done during regular office hours, than that means your company needs more people or a process improvement.
If you are working these extra untracked hours, you are the problem. If you get rewarded for doing so, your company is toxic and will only expect more as you move up the ladder.
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Evil
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nuts
I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from "Life of Brian".
"No I'm not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!"
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Chemistry
All chemists from 1925 are dead.
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What happens now?
They are going to send the dude with the valve on the back of his head to collect.
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Mark Zuckerberg explains why so many tech companies are doing layoffs right now
Why have 2 people do 2 jobs, when you can have 1 frightened employee do 2 jobs or maybe more.
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Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime
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Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
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If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.
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Rate of Young Women Getting Sterilized Doubled After ‘Roe’ Was Overturned
Hard truth for folks to understand is people actually fuck because it's fun and a healthy part of a relationship.
This is what happens when you have no alternatives left to manage accidents and don't want to live like a nun or monk.
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Crew of Titan sub knew they were going to die before implosion, according to more than $50M lawsuit
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His family was crushed when they found out.
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Please stop
Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.
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Exterminate
My notes during work meetings.
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Before times.
So ginkgo's that do fruit. The fruit smells like dead fish, vomit, or rancid butter. They smell HORRIBLE and apparently that was a very attractive scent to the prehistoric animals and insects that did eat them. Yum yum.
Luckily most Ginkgo's sold for landscaping these days are unable to produce fruit.
I have had the displeasure of smelling ginkgo fruit, because fun fact #2, a lot of cities decided years back they were very cheap and urban friendly to plant the OG ginkgo's during city planning, but were unaware of the horror they would reek once they matured. Ginkgo's grow very slowly. So something like 30+ years later, city planners realized their horrible mistakes and had to chop a lot down once they started dropping fruit. Still everyone in these cities would suffer a few years of the city smelling like a sewage dump every late summer.
I do not claim to be an expert ginkgoligist, but those are some fun tid bits I learned.
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TIL Disney killed a bunch of puppies making "Snow Buddies" and weren't allowed to use the "no animals were harmed" claim
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Dutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.
Holy shit.
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Temperatures
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Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.
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The two ways of fighting profiteering
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DM: Roll a D20 for a stealth check.
Rouge: I bat my eyelashes.
DM: Huh, I misread your character sheet. I'll allow it.
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Experts Warn of Growing Inhalant Trend on TikTok as 'Chroming' Gains Popularity
if usually short-lasting, high, but long-term use can lead to complications like brain damage
Are they talking about Tik Tok?