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Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book Claims
Incidentally... https://mastodon.social/@elonjet is still going strong.
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Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book Claims
Incidentally... https://mastodon.social/@elonjet is still going strong.
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AI in reality
Lol. Even among those less stupid, most didn't hire junior developers for the last three years, to hedge their bets.
Well, it's three years later, AI didn't solve shit, and we are facing an entire missing cohort of senior developers.
We've seen this before - back when web frameworks "made all of us obsolete" back in 2003.-
Here's what comes next:
Everyone who needs a senior developer gets to start bidding up the prices of the missing senior developers. Since there simply aren't enough to go around, the "find out" phase will be punctuated.
Losing bidders get to pay 4x rates for 1/3 the output from consulting companies.
Cheers!
Source: I was made obsolete by web frameworks so hard that I entered a delusion where working with web frameworks just let us produce bigger buggier websites even faster - and where the demand for web developers skyrocketed and I made some seriously respectable money while helping train up junior developers to help address the severe shortage.
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J.K. Rowling Blasts “Gender Taliban” David Tennant After ‘Harry Potter’ Actor Said “Whinging” Trans Critics Are On “Wrong Side Of History”
Tennant called transgender critics “a tiny bunch of little whinging f*ckers who are on the wrong side of history, and they’ll all go away soon.”
Is the real headline here. And good for him.
I'd rather not give what's her name any more attention over this crap.
Also, calling Tennant a "Harry Potter actor", while true, feels like a calculated insult to a man who has played Doctor Who, The Purple Man, and Crawley.
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Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
"he’d already aroused suspicion by interrupting a meandering discussion of principles with a straightforward plan of action."
I feel seen.
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Forget Chrome—Google Starts Tracking All Your Devices In 8 Weeks
TL;DR - Google makes (arguably insane) claim that it previously acted responsibly with regards to fingerprinting, and says they will begin acting irresponsibility with fingerprinting in February.
Practical take-aways you probably already knew:
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Every Family Dinner Now
We do this every 15 years. For anyone less than 15 years into their career, welcome to the party.
Let's see if I can save you some energy:
It turns out that the last mile to a successful product delivery is still really fucking hard, and this magic bullet tool also didn't solve that.
Now... Am I talking about...?
Edit: Formatting for readability.
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Should I quit engineering?
I could use some honest advice from experienced programmers and engineers.
Old person programmer checking in.
if you sat me down and asked me about algorithms or anything else I did to get my job in the first place I would be clueless.
Don't sweat it. No one knows how the fuck computers work.
Anyone who thinks they actually know, isnt educated enough to understand about the bits they don't understand.
I can solve problems and always get my work done, but I don't even know the language/framework I use daily well enough to explain what's going on, I can just do things.
Nice. You've got the important part. Ride that until the end.
I don't think I have imposter syndrome, I think I really might have let any skill I had atrophy.
It's not impostor syndrome when you're only 2 years into your career.
If you feel like you don't know jack shit compared to what I know, after decades... that's because you don't know jack shit compared to what I know. There's nothing wrong with that. Someday I'll be pissing myself in a nursing home run by automation you maintain. We all get our turn.
I'm the meantime, lucky for you, I can't be arsed to work more than 40 hours in a week, so there's plenty of work left to do while you learn.
And I'll retire soon, and I'l promise I'll do you a solid and leave decades of my own mistakes and missteps out there for you to earn $$$$ cleaning up after. You're welcome... I guess.
I used to enjoy programming as a hobby in my spare time, but in two years I've opened the IDE on my personal machine no more than twice.
This is very normal. Welcome to the big leagues. If you do something you love for your job, eventually it's still just a job.
People talk about all the side projects they have, but I have none. I feel too stressed out from the job to do any programming outside of work, even though I love it.
This is very normal for your current stage of your career.
If you stick with it, it gets better when you get to someday become a self-important slob like me who only works on really interesting problems.
And how do I only work on really interesting problems? I make my boss hire a few junior developers and I delegate all the boring stuff to them.
It's a pretty sweet deal for at least one of us. (Who for, varies by the day, really.)
I feel like I can't level up from a Junior to Senior because I either don't have the headspace or the will to do so.
I guarantee that you've learned way more than you think. If you stick with it, you'll have a random moment sometime soon when someone else just can't wrap their head around a concept you take for granted.
It doesn't help that the job I've had has taught me very little and my dev team has been a shitshow from the beginning.
That sucks, sorry. There are more shitty developer teams than good ones. If you stick with it, and do some strategic job hopping, you can find the good ones.
This is a tough time to switch jobs in tech, I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to mess with it.
At the moment I have an offer on the table to do a job that isn't engineering (but still tech) and it surprisingly pays more.
Hell yes! Fuck your current employer for underpaying you!
And you already admitted your current team is shit.
Go take that money!
but I fear I might go down this route and never be able to come back to engineering. Not that I'm sure I want to.
Your developer skills won't vanish. Trust your future self.
If someone asks why you spent time as a non-developer "those assholes weren't paying a fair wage" is a fine answer.
It might sound defeatist but I don't think I'll ever be a top 5% or even 25% engineer.
As a top 5% engineer (with a trophy for humility), it's not all they promised.
It turns out there's still plenty I don't know, and I spend much more of my time confused and frustrated than I did before. The cool part is that I'm now confused and frustrated by really interesting problems.
I could be average with a lot of work, but not great.
I pay top dollar for average programmers. I'm not hiring right now, but let's stay in touch.
There's a lot of coders out there without the self awareness to realize what they don't know. Those programmers never get any better, and never reach average.
(Contrasted with myself, who, as I said, have several awards for excessive humility in spite of my undeniable genius. /s)
I could potentially be great in the new field I'm being recruited for, but that's also hard to say without being in the job.
Go find out!
Beware though, when they find out you can code, they will find a way to add that to your job duties.
I know that some people just aren't cut out for being engineers.
True. Some people's ego or laziness blinds them to what they need to learn.
I have a huge ego, and I am deeply lazy, but I occasionally put both in check for just long enough to learn.
Maybe I have the aptitude but not the mentality to do this for 30+ years.
Take it a year at a time. Once in awhile, take out some cash and spread it on the ground and sort of roll in it.
Hopefully you've noticed, but while this job is usually a pain in the ass, it also pays really fucking well.
I want to know if that's what it sounds like to people who've seen that before.
I've had this conversation with all of my very top people, if that's any consolation.
If you were in my position, would you walk away and just be a hobbyist programmer or stick it out and hope to be a mediocre engineer one day?
If you told my younger self how much money I could make as a mediocre engineer, I would be all over that deal.
I would've agonized about the trade-off if I knew I would stop loving my hobby, but taken comfort that I would later love it again.
Everything happens in seasons. Some seasons I code for fun. Some I don't.
A cool side effect of being paid to code is that when I do find the mind space to hobby code, I am a fucking badass hobby coder.
I think you should take this job because your current employer is running a shitty team, and underpaying you. Then take another programming job later when the next opportunity arrives (and it will..it really will.)
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What Daniel Radcliffe has said as JK Rowling said she will ‘not forgive’ him and he can ‘save his apology’
"I’ve met so many queer and trans kids and young people who had a huge amount of identification with Potter on that and so seeing them hurt on that day, I wanted them to know that not everybody in the franchise felt that way," he (Radcliffe) wrote. "And that was really important.”
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I think that I was being fooled - that I was being made to work on a project for free
Yep. Sounds like a scam to get free work.
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Nintendo is suing the makers of the Switch emulator Yuzu, claims 'There is no lawful way to use Yuzu'
For those also learning about Yuzu thanks only to Nintendo's lawsuit, let's save you a search:
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Devils Panties 02/24/2025
The world was a better place when Nazi's were afraid that showing their true colors would get them killed.
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Neuralink to implant 2nd human with brain chip as 85% of threads retract in 1st
"asked if Neuralink would perform another surgery to fix or replace the implant, but the company declined"
Evidence whether the company saw them as a person, or felt any ethical obligation...
It's an interesting era when an organization can have a single user, and choose to leave that single user with 85% of the promised functionality no longer functional. But is happily pursuing it's second user.
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Should half naked pictures of anime characters be marked NSFW on Lemmy?
As a huge Anime fan, with some catching up to do, I've blocked every anime adjacent community, because NSFW filtering isn't applied as strictly as I would prefer, on the Anime communities here.
I enjoy a good sexually charged image as much as the next person, perhaps more.
But I scroll Lemmy in front of my impressionable daughter sometimes.
I would like to catch up on Anime recommendations, here.
But, to me, it's just not worth the risk of suddenly needing to explain to my daughter why Faye Valentine's parents didn't love her enough to buy her full sets of clothing.
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TIL each pawn in chess had a specific name/profession based on its starting position on the board
(relevant section from Wikipedia: )
In medieval chess, as an attempt to make the pieces more interesting, each pawn was given the name of a commoner's occupation:[5]
The most famous example of this is found in the second book ever printed in the English language, The Game and Playe of the Chesse. Purportedly, this book, printed by William Caxton,[8] was viewed to be as much a political commentary on society as a chess book.[7]
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Disney Seeking Dismissal of Raglan Road Death Lawsuit Because Victim Was Disney+ Subscriber
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If the courts let Disney get away with this, it will slightly erode my faith in non-guillotine resolutions to the current phase of bullshit like this.
Edit: Disney backtracked rapidly after this made the news cycle. Fuck them anyway, for not having control of their jackass lawyers, but the guillotine can rest, at least.
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I started to get these daily at random hours, even when I'm sleeping. Someone's trying to hack me?
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Experts Say Young People Should Learn to Code so They Can Get a Job 10 Years Ago
They quoted me! I'm famous, now!
MIT Professor David Tinsdale believes that concerns over automation may be overstated. “Artificial Intelligence can already beat most programmers in their three major skill-sets: writing code, automating repetitive tasks, and lying about their level of knowledge,” the Professor claims. “However, that doesn’t mean it will eliminate programming jobs. It’s just going to the nature of the work programmers do. For instance: previously, programmers spent most of their days fixing errors and writing boilerplate code. In the future, they’ll have new responsibilities – like driving an uber or filming homemade pornography.”
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This does come off a lot like "Let's all ask God to do the important and urgent things I chose not to do."
As Dale Carnegie says, prayer is what we try after we've exhausted every practical option. If God exists, they clearly want us to do our best with available options before begging them to solve our problems.
(Side note: if God exists, they have a lot to answer for, and there's non-trivial evidence that they might be a raging asshole. Maybe a stupid choice of ally in the tough times ahead.)
CEOs have a lot of practical options. I don't know if Pat exhausted those options, but it's hard to give any CEO the benefit of the doubt after the last decade of pervasive "line must go up regardless of the obvious short, medium and long term consequences for absolutely everyone concerned."
So pardon me if I'm not impressed with trying to pray away those consequences.
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House hearing abruptly ends after GOP lawmaker misgenders Sarah McBride
Keating replied, “You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way.” Self then adjourned the hearing.
Good for him, standing up for a colleage and due process, too.
If the government feels the need to recognize what's in our pants, the government needs reninded exactly where our boundaries lie.
What's in my pants is whatever the fuck I tell them is in my pants.
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Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job?
"Pay attention to details..."