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lemm.ee

"Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it"

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"Please god come throw your body in the pile we use to fill up the holes. We are very nearly out of unwitting flesh here."

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That's why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.

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jnk
sh.itjust.works

If they require at least a 71yo, assuming the person started working at 16 and has dedicated their entire life to develop software without ever touching management positions, ... At what age does people retire in that country??

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Damn... I swear no one will ever see me again after my 65th birthday, I'll be on the beach, probably knitting till I die

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I can only assume this company put so much effort into their role posting because they're specifically trying to hire quiet quitters that are concurrently holding five or more jobs. I'd encourage any such persons to apply.

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Does it count if I have "5" years of experience in Go and 5 in Nodejs?

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Added quotation marks around the first number to make it a string :::

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