Spyke

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Please, UI designers

Modern UI designers don’t have a fucking clue.

You’d think the first principle would be “don’t break the existing fucking UI”, but no.

Infinite scroll. Windows without toolbars. Replacing context menu with useless site-specific one. Forcing links to open in new or same tab, depriving the user of choice. Blocking text select. Blocking copy, as if that’s somehow going to stop people from stealing your shitty content. Fucking with the browser history.

And then there’s the constant reinventing of the wheel. How many times do we need to implement a fucking checkbox?

No lie, I’ve actually had designers come to me with a concept for “a visual indicator that shows the user how they are progressing through the page”.

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They’re right, except for one thing; once you know what to look for, these people are easy as hell to spot.

They’re drawn to power, in any form. They consolidate it. They build power systems around them. And they exploit it.

You can spot them because they’re the people who, somehow, the rules never apply to. There’s always an exception, a workaround, an excuse, a rationale, a condescending it’s more complicated than that, dear.

They’re the people who say the right things but never follow through. We’ll be fully transparent, followed by radio silence.

The ones who convince you to give them authority for a good cause. We should form a committee to establish some common principles, but it ends up being a committee of one, and the principles sufficiently vague to be twisted to work any way.

I think we have natural instincts for detecting these people, but we’re taught from an early age to suppress them. Never judge a book by its cover! Always give people the benefit of the doubt! Respect your elders! You just have trouble with authority!

We’ll never be free of these psychopaths until we learn to spot them, confront them, and prevent them from building and growing their power systems.