Still won't happen.

And even if hell freezes over and he does he's incapable of being honest for which he'll face no material consequences.

The lawsuit will be dismissed and he'll get to say how the biased courts are out to get him and it's the deep state and blah blah fucking blah.

And the circus will keep rolling on

Hey US, your traitor is traitoring again. You guys really should do something about that.

I've worked in IT for close to 30 years and I've never met anyone with a good word to say about Oracle. I remember them being notorious for auditing their customers and nailing them to wall for even the slightest perceived infraction of their convoluted license agreements. I don't understand how they still exist.

So the choice is between a senile old man with good intentions and a treasonous, syphalitic crook. And the crook has a non zero chance of winning.

Fuck me, what a shit show.

It blows my mind that so many Americans saw this petulant, orange manchild and thought yes, this man should lead us.

"Consent"

Like consent even comes into it

WTF is wrong with these people

Land of the free indeed

Yeah right. And meanwhile he'll still be running the bot farms, relentless disinformation campaigns and killing people he doesn't like on foreign soil.

Respect is earned.

Is that the fish where the male latches on to the female and then is slowly, I think, absorbed until only the testicles remain? The females can end up swimming round with a whole bunch of different balls on them and can choose which to fertilise with.

Needs more 'Elon Musk is so rich that'

To be fair to the BBC, they're 'supposed' to report the facts without judgement. How successful they are at that is debated endlessly, you can find anyone of any political flavour who will swear blind the BBC is 'obviously' biased against 'them'. They can't win no matter what they do.

He lies to his own country but now he's lying on the world stage. Does he think we buy it? He's lying about events we all saw unfolding ourselves! We're not stupid, we don't suckle on the Fox teat like his ignorant cult followers. It's bizarre and extraordinary that this is happening. This is no way to run a country, this is no way to interact with the rest of the world. You chose this demented crook to represent you? WTF

And rather than do anything about it they'll go into hiding, hire security and up the premiums to pay for it all.

Every day Trump walks free has been sad proof of that

I'm sorry what? We have a native spider the size of a rat? Why did I not know this. This is important information.

I am never leaving the house again.

This is the next president of the US. He talks like a teenage bully.

It's extraordinary how Americans have elected someone who is actively weakening the country and no one is doing a fucking thing about it.

Putin is a genius.

The lemon's happy little face always gets my upvote.

Well shit. There's a lot of Asus in my PC. Fingers crossed it doesn't break.

Maybe it's 'tea'. Their internal monologue has a British accent.