I have always been unathletic and uncoordinated, plus I was weak BEFORE estrogen. I've never used a gun or gotten in a hand to hand fight before, so I have no experience in how to defend myself.
The Fartographer. It literally says it on my profile over in that direction where you see my profile info. ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️↖️↘️↗️↙️ One of those arrows is probably correct.
Needs more 'Elon Musk is so rich that'
Done!
I swear I was on mushrooms for a second there..
My brain was skipping like a vinyl for a moment.
elon musk is so rich that his wealth collapses into an economical black hole
!RemindMe 6 months
@[email protected] 6 months remind this reddit guy that bot don't work here
@Slab_Bulkhead Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Sep 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM UTC.
What happens in September?
Nice try, FBI. Nice try.
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
For legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
Or is it?
It is. I have absolutely zero combat ability.
Or do you?
I have always been unathletic and uncoordinated, plus I was weak BEFORE estrogen. I've never used a gun or gotten in a hand to hand fight before, so I have no experience in how to defend myself.
Oh I see, your secret's safe with my indifference.
I already forgot what we were discussing.
Who the Eff are you?
The Fartographer. It literally says it on my profile over in that direction where you see my profile info. ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️↖️↘️↗️↙️ One of those arrows is probably correct.
Not sure. I just hope it's lethal.
Plane.
I’m pretty sure we need to engage new VPN for the answer to this. But I am curious.
What is going on on September 20th 2026 for him to potentially go missing?
Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?
Trump'll be gone by then. I saw an online oracle say so so it has to be true.
Trump has to last until at least the halfway point ofnhis term, then they can chop him out and try for ten years of True Believer Vance.
The walls are really closing in on the Cheeto-in-Cheef
Fingers crossed!
He can keep his money and we can get rid of him for free
Musk is so rich that he could create a bread company where he puts little figurines of himself inside the loaf, and call it Musk In Bread.
He doesn't have that much cash. He would have to sell a lot of stocks or assets to do this.
I think he could go missing on September 20th, 2026 for free if he really wanted to
And? Spread that shit around.
Spread his useless stocks around? And what get $2.67 per person a year on dividend?
Not sure this would change or lives at all
That's the idea. Not just with Elon.
Plus, maybe with a wider spread of influence, companies will stop being driven entirely based on the need to Enshitify everything for MaXiMuM pRoFiTs.
I don't know.... With all the puppets he is making with them I am thinking Elon has A LOT of socks.
Pretty colorful ones too i bet
He would get a loan cappuccino using stock value as collateral, to avoid the cappuccino tax.
He's so rich...he doesn't have enough cash to buy a cappuccino in Rome.