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TIL on this day in 1958 instant ramen was created
You couldn’t have posted this before dinner??
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They are resisting fascism one sternly worded letter at a time
King of the hill meme except instead of “would be very upset” the last line is “still wouldn’t give a shit”
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Twin brothers married twin sisters in Kerala, while twin Catholic priests officiated the wedding.
Those bros don’t look identical to me. I think it’s just two random guys who tried to hit on twins and it all got carried away
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Literally Born Twice: Dr. Oluyinka Olutoye partially removed a 23-week-old baby from her mother’s womb, removed a massive tumor, put her back inside, and she was born safely months later.
I read the article hoping for an answer to my question, but alas. So, Lemmy, what about all the amniotic fluid that was lost when the mom was opened up?? Does it just replenish? Also, I thought babies “breathed” the fluid until they first feel air, so how did that mechanism not get toggled?
Amazing story, though. Thanks for sharing!
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Trump Suggests He Can Use the Military on Bond Markets: ‘If We Have To Use That, We Will’
Hell yeah, shoot everyone holding government bonds so you don’t have to pay them back! Dude is playing 8D battlebot chess
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Rented
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I guess the subtext here is that these guys are pieces of shit and don’t really own the expensive cars they’ve used as props to brag about and inflate their shitty lifestyle. Like, it’s possible to loathe a garbage person for their personality, actions, and philosophy, while also maintaining a morsel of respect for their success and business acumen. But if it’s revealed that the success was also a charade, that morsel dies.
I feel like I’m explaining something to my toddler.
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Israel assures Russia it will not send weapons to Ukraine
In other news, local crack user promises not to give his crack away.
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What is your favourite joke?
A skeleton walks into a bar and says “gimme a beer and a mop!”
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Before and After What?
Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox
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My First Arteur Composition [Very, very OC]
Great photo!
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DHS Exempted Itself from Normal Law for Undercover Investigation Into Protesters
Woah, you can just do that?? I’m gonna exempt myself from so many laws!
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Put on your face
Did they kill off Moleman? Haven’t seen him for a while except in these top-tier Hansposts
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This HAS to be satire
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So.. recline your seat?
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This HAS to be satire
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What’s wrong with reclining?!
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Fake news, fake penis...
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Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
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Two lifeforms merge in once-in-a-billion-years evolutionary event (Last time this happened, Earth got plants)
Born too late to explore the world. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born just in time for Algae 2.0 to drop.
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Pam Bondi moves into military base amid threats from cartels and irate Americans: report
How to tell your policies are popular and you’re doing a great job governing
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when you hated a month ago but now
Backdrop of military folk because:
- They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
- Because of The Implication
- Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown
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Mike Johnson's porn "monitoring" remarks spark national security concerns
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Holy balls, it costs almost as much as Netflix ($204/year) and all it does is spy on you?! I’m not an evil man but these idiots ask for this service. I wish I’d thought of it.
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Get rule
Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!