Spyke
lemmy.world

Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

check'em

EDIT : here's an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔

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bricklovereply
midwest.social

Let me lay it on the line

He had two on the vine

I mean two sets of testicles

So divine

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lemmy.world

Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?

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Skuareply
kbin.earth

I think it's close to this, but it's shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man's feet, and the beggar barefoot

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Javireply
feddit.uk

It's a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear...

Honestly, if it wasn't for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV's or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.

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drolexreply
sopuli.xyz

Letters.

'King' is four letters long, 'Man' is two letters long, 'Beggar' is zero letter long.

I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?

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No fucking way, that’s what google actually tells you 😂

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kubicareply
fedia.io

People don't believe that answer because it would be more like "King has 1000, Man has 1, Beggar has 0"

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Horsemen of the apocalypse.

The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn't have to worry about any because they're already living the end times every day.

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