Everytime this is reposted in a new template I remind everyone that no one is using incognito mode to hide from their ISP they are using it to hide from their spouse or partner.

Incognito mode is not for Google, its for my girlfriend. Do people really not understand this?

I have been rewatching some franchise media that got bad receptions (new star trek movies, matrix reloaded, The Phantom Menace) and I have been feeling a lot more charitable to these works than I was the first time.

In this spirit I watched The Hobbit again and it is truly awful.

Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?

I respect the movies, but the further into the story they got the more incomprehensible and arbitrary the deviations from the book became.

The Greeks weren't gay, they just hated women.

This is how I feel about cars, except for the "cars are great" part.

Fight club is all about the terrible consequences of not opening up emotionally

"Lemmy sucks."

You are top comment. I always hated this "reddit sucks" attitude that everyone always adopted, especially when taking the most common and popular opinions on the platform.

I work for a Chinese company and my colleagues treat daylight savings time as an inexplicable religious ritual that they indulgently accommodate us ptimitives iin.

Awesome, anything to help me not poop at all for 3 days?

This video has the makings of an immortal classic

It carries the emotions and personal biases of the source material It was trained on.

It sounds like you are training yourself to be a poor communicator, abandoning any effort to become more understandable to actual humans.

I find some old friends hard to hang with. They aren't wrong, they don't need to improve, they don't need to be called out or change anything, we just no longer vibe. I think it would be weird that I try to force them to turn back the clock on the person they are becoming just so that we can be compatible again.

All cars are death machines

I think its a bot that starts beef

Pierre Pollievres inevitable upcoming victory is just depressing as shit. I hope Quebec votes bloc just for the middle finger factor, but the sad truth is they will probably break conservative too.

Just the fuckin way she goes boys

It doesn't sound like you need any help getting people to not talk to you, but I think making you not appear to be an asshole might be beyond the scope of a lemmy post.

I'm fucking sick of talking about race as if it means anything at all compared to class. We need a two step program

1. Tax the fucking billionaires out of existence
2. Stop destroying the biosphere

Want to make that program palatable? We use the billionaire taxes to make life suck less for everyone in a clear, food-on-the-God-damn-table-and-children- in-decent-schools Kind of way.

Racism is real and deadly, but what are we gonna do? Bully the racists into being less racist? Send them off to camps for re-education? Let's just focus on giving everyone enough money that they don't have to rely on some racist boss to give them a job, or a racist landlord to give them (allow then to pay for) a home.