DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

3 days ago. Main drain pipe for the house clogged. Poo water came up both shower drains. We had the house cleaned that morning. Toilets unusable for most of the day. $800 to get it fixed due to complications because of old house. At least it was fixed same day I guess.

Rotate your phone you dirty savage! Or don't idc really.

It's OKAY to say no.

It is.

Just after midnight. Why? 🤔

Rude

I hate this.

Sure, but then you're viewing it on your secondary monitor.

Naw. Downvoted for the improper use of "your" in the edit.

No it isn't!

Late '80s. I was in middle school. That shit spread like wildfire.

Yeah but middle school you totally would

Edit: got me with yer frickin double negative you bastard

Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.

Unforgivable!

Anything dirty, or dusty, or dingy! Heh heh heh

Can't break resolutions you don't make!

Nuh uh!

And rent goes up. In 10 years, the mortgage will be the same.

DeWalt is owned by Stanley Black&Decker