Spyke

I loved the response he gave for that rumor.

It was essentially... "Do you think I'd be here giving this interview if I could do that?

Love that he knew about the rumor.

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ickplantreply
lemmy.world

And Rod Stewart had his stomach pumped because he sucked off too many dudes.

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lemmy.world

Stewart actually mentioned this in a recent interview. According to him, he had a gay personal assistant that he ended up firing, and the guy spread this rumor for revenge.

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JPJonesreply
startrek.website

Yeah but middle school you totally would

Edit: got me with yer frickin double negative you bastard

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Raireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

You don’t need to remove any ribs to do that, though…

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lemmy.world

Not as impressive but in the town where I grew up there is a really skinny woman who seems to be jogging like non stop. When I was in elementary school there was a rumor saying she had some disease which would make her heart stop if she stopped running and all the kids thought it was true. A few years ago when mentionning it to a younger sister (6 years difference) I learnt the rumor was still going strong when she was a kid, and then we both learnt that it was still the case when our even younger sister (12 years difference) was a kid.

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There was an old man and his elderly wife that would take regular walks by my school as a kid. The woman looked like she was made of plastic and the rumors were that she was a giant doll. They called her the barbie lady. When my sister went to school it was just the man walking and the rumors were that he melted his wife and made his cane with her. Kids are WILD. Those poor elderly people were just trying to have a damn walk lol

Damn... It was just him walking though that sucks :(

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A rumour so strong that your friend's uncle (who works at Nintendo) heard it and designed spoink

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Belgium, but for some reason I thought it was Michael Jackson

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programming.dev

here is another one: did you know that Marilyn Manson was "Paul" from The Wonder Years

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That one is at least easy to disprove and isn’t even plausible. Marilyn Manson totally had ribs removed, just not until later on when he lost most of his shock value and he needed to get it back

Turns out all he really had to do was be a heinous sexual criminal

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lemmy.world

That rumour was everywhere by the end of '94. Not a lot of millenials in high school then. Almost all Gen X.

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Stalinwolfreply
lemmy.ca

I heard the rumor back in '74 when Malta became a republic.

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DrBoomreply
lemmy.ml

I heard it back in '68 but it was about Paul McCartney

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root_beerreply
midwest.social

Who’s this “we”, white man?

…I was poor and didn’t have it until I started art school in ‘99

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sh.itjust.works

I didnt know that only white people had internet access before 99. I'm glad they let us in, eventually. I had internet access at school before 99, but it must've been a white school or something.

It must be cool to be white and immune to being poor.

Edit: this comment was a Lone Ranger quote. Not just nonchalant racism. I haven't seen that movie in ages. It is a classic. Carry on friend. I apologize for assuming the worst.

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sh.itjust.works

You are right. I haven't seen that movie in ages and forgot. I thought the person I replied to was just race baiting at first, but they were just vibing. I apologize for jumping to conclusions.

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It’s cool, I shouldn’t have expected many people to get the reference, being how outdated it is even for me

Just vibing is the way to be, yo

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I heard it in 5th or 6th grade around 2001-2002. So still millennial. The post says elementary school not high-school... Just not the 90s in my case

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“Bro, just look at the back of this cd case. They’re drinking his piss through a hose. Of course he had his ribs removed to blow himself. He’d cut himself in half to do it!”

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It felt like it was going to take forever too, and here we are, with our loose skin and our old balls. Gross.

:p

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I heard that one too!

Apparently he addressed it himself:

"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."

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CarlsIIIreply
kbin.social

Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.

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4amreply
lemm.ee

Heard it for Gwen Stefani

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Valmondreply
lemmy.mindoki.com

I heard he cut the small thingy under his tongue so he could get it out farther, is that real or not 😅 ?

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lemmy.world

I believe that this is not an unnormal thing to do especially for babies that are having trouble eating

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lemmy.world

Glad to see the other misinformation classics like Richard Gere's gerbil mentioned.

Anyone remember Jamie Lee Curtis was secretly a hermaphrodite?

It was known. I don't trust anything I learned pre Internet anymore, including the number of planets.

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lemmy.world

When I was a kid in the '70s the big rumor was that Rod Stewart had to go to the hospital once to have a gallon of sperm pumped out of his stomach. I was surprised when I saw a fairly recent interview with Stewart where he mentioned this rumor and he was even aware of where it came from.

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nepenthesreply
lemmy.world

This rumour was recycled for New Kids on the Block in the 80s.

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Where's the one about Rod Stewart's stomach getting pumped at the hospital? That was a doozy that I heard in two different countries and two different languages, and this was in the late-70s/early-80s, people didn't even have fax machines then. How did this one get around so quickly?

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Malfeasantreply
lemm.ee

Anyone remember Jamie Lee Curtis was secretly a hermaphrodite?

Yes, I remember that one!

And Catherine the Great really liked horses...

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It wasn't millennials who started that one. I heard it from my genx history teacher. Who honestly I had a lot of respect for at the time, maybe because he told us stories like that, but the more I learn about the world the more I find he was so full of shit and he was like my favorite teacher so its disappointing. One of these days I'm going to find out that the Maginot Line was actually a great idea and if you are France after WW1 you should always build the Maginot Line.

Re Catherine the Great's horse thing, my understanding is that the stories were contemporaneous with her rule and that all powerful women in europe had similar sorts of things said about them. There as a whole early tabloid industry describing in detail the various imagined exploits of Marie Antoinette.

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lemmy.zip

Heh. I think that was one of the first things I ever went down a rabbit hole to understand on The Internet. And it eventually led me to learn that with just a bit of yoga (which you should do anyway since it is a great way to improve flexibility and general muscle health) you don't need to remove the rib. Admittedly, I have too much of a "dad bod" and a "beer gut" these days. But... it is totally a thing.

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BOMBSreply
lemmy.world

it is totally a thing.

What was your experience?

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It’s… okay.

Feels like sucking a dick (which is fine if you’re into that, which I am), but with a lot of back and abs discomfort, which I am definitely not into.

But yeah it’s not actually super hard to do, just needs a few weeks of practice, and maybe a slightly lower body fat percentage so you aren’t getting in your own way.

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sh.itjust.works

I went to a 20 person private school in rural Oregon at the time and even heard it.

That and everyone drawing Stussy symbols for a hot minute.

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New Zealand checking in, for Marilyn Manson and for the stussy symbols.

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lemmy.world

Amazingly this rumor actually has its origin from Gabriele D'Annunzio in the 1930s. It has been repeated for other famous people throughout history.

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kbin.social

I heard it was Prince in the early 90s,before the internet.

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Damn, that rumor was still going around in the early 2010s when I graduated high school.

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lemm.ee

After 100h playtime of Pokemon red/blue, MS Anne would come back

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that's when you go around the side of the ship and use a level 100 Mewtwo with strength to move the truck to find Mew

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MS Anne... featuring Clippy!

It looks like you're trying to catch #151!

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I heard it about Ron Jeremy, which made sense because, allegedly there's a porn out there in which he does suck himself, but I have no way of verification, as I am not aware of the film name, and I'm not watching a bunch of 70s porn to find the right one

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RaoulDookreply
lemmy.world

He wouldn't need any ribs removed to do that though. Manson probably didn't either. You just need to have enough dong length and not be fat.

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Before that I remember hearing a rumor that Rod Stewart had had a hot hair curler shoved up his butt by his wife bc she had caught him having a homosexual affair. Years later I heard the exact same rumor about a local used car dealer and knew that it probably wasn’t true, but it was interesting that the same rumor had cropped up about different people (heard these in different states as well, so it wasn’t just the same people repeating it).

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lemmy.world

Used to go to festivals in the late 90s/early 2000s and there was ALWAYS a rumor that one of the Chuckle Brothers had died. Or Cliff Richard.

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Or Cliff Richard.

Simultaneously the most likely person, and the least likely person to have died at basically any time

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reddthat.com

And everyone knew how to draw the "smile" graffiti style "S".

And everyone knew some version of the promotion where you supposedly got free something if you got a Tootsie Pop wrapper with the Indian and the star on it.

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The same way that every kid in the 80s knew where the hidden 1-up in level 1-1 of Mario Bros was.

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I heard the same thing for Gabriele D'Annunzio.

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