I NEED. YOU HERE WITH ME. NOT WAY OVER IN A BUCKET SEAT.

I love CAKE, definitely my favorite band. Did you know they give out tree saplings at their concerts?

1 pant = a pair of pants 2 pant = the noise a dog makes when it's hot outside

Exactly how the people in the music video for Short Skirt Long Jacket reacted

Steps to building a cool program (the really cool way)

1. Clone the GitHub repository
2. Open command prompt
3. Run the build command
4. It fails because the repository owner uses a different c++ compiler and it only works with that one
5. It fails again, realize you installed visual studio wrong somehow so spend an hour trying to get the visual studio installer to find and uninstall it before deleting the installation directory entirely and installing the required version again
6. It still fails, the project looks for version "" of protobuf but you have "3.1.10.1" so you reconfigure it to look for a real version of protobuf
7. It fails again, some tool that isn't in the readme is required to build it
8. It fails again, it's not actually compatible with windows yet
9. Give up and wait for pre built binaries

Edit: did the other guy that responded block me? I got a notification about it but can't load the comment

"no because the dev hasn't paid us to certify it as safe so you'll have to jump through 37 hoops in order to allow you to right click, hold options, and click open. THEN we'll give you an option to install it"

Almost every time I restart my Windows PC from an update, it sits on the "closing apps screen" or "restarting" screen then gives up completely and I have to force it to shut down/restart

And, just about every other time I restart with an update, it closes apps and then just fully shuts down after the update!

It's super graceful! 😭

"wellthatsucks" seems like a slight understatement, maybe "ihavenowordstoexpresshowfuckedthisis"

Outlook (deprecated)

New Outlook

Outlook

New Outlook 3DS XL

Outlook (new)

Outlook (New)

Microsoft Outlook

Found Billy Mitchell's alt

"Question closed as duplicate"

The question it's a duplicate of: "How to programmatically prove a hotdog is a sandwich?"

The cows have evolved past Cow Tools and made Cow Weapons

Holy shit the dad's thought bubble made me think this was an edit

F🅱️ck this st🅱️pid censoring trend*

It's a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as "asking all guys:" but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma

10/10 would chuckle again

As a kid who went to school in a mildly rural school in Tennessee, I can confirm that our teachers said out loud they did not believe in evolution but "it's on the curriculum so I have to teach it"

new_flight_path = length_of_flight - (AI * 2)

Just a little snippet of what can be done with ai....

This code is PROTECTED and I WILL SUE. This is NOT under a public license.

I'm not a bot. Ask me anything, I won't be able to answer it guaranteed.

Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake

It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

Can confirm, with one of my first discord bots I accidentally committed the token and within a day someone logged in and announced in every server it was in that the token was compromised