"We"

I can't believe this is the one thing this congress has actually managed to do. We just want healthcare

Same energy

Wish I was there! Just another day working in the sewers here...

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can't stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Bob Ross really said it was a skill issue

One of these things is not like the others

Next, they say that all ballots that were already submitted have to be counted as-is. Then later, it's revealed that there were Kamala Harris write-ins submitted during this time, but rather than being counted, they were discarded as invalid

There are two kinds of Republicans—billionaires and suckers

He proves he's a sucker, because a real fascist would know never to ask to be proven wrong

Google is probably the last company I would pay for a VPN from

Surely they're his blocks

Presumably, he also has secret service protection, so they knew he was coming. Hilarious they decided not to just tell him she wasn't there

I was already born, so my chances of being born elsewhere are actually much lower, I think

The one time Harris tried the same thing she was shut down by the moderators.

And she didn't even put up with that. She just waited until her next turn, went back, said her part, and then answered the new question. Trump was basically incoherent by comparison

Education does help, or the right wouldn't be trying to gut it so hard. But it's not all we need

Imagine how steep that line would be if the fossil fuel lobbies hadn't been fighting it tooth and nail all these years

Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them

It doesn't matter now, because it's already damaged Biden's reputation, which was their only goal

If you don’t have as much of an investment in the future of this country, maybe you shouldn’t get nearly the same voice.”

Then we should put a cap on the voting age too, right?

The guy coding made it so, on your first attempt, even if you answer correctly, it will tell you your login failed due to incorrect username or password, to joke about how it feels like you always get it wrong on the first try