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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart's_law

Clearly, being a woman is a pre-existing condition.

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Simple. Ignore it and own enough judges that any cases get killed.

Woo fascism. 😐

No, the paint on the outside.

You assume they wanted the ship or prisoners more than the death and suffering

We did. Some people learned the wrong thing.

Not plastic caps, plastic paint. The printing on bottlecaps is a polymer and it gets scuffed.

If she went to someone's home for surgery, she was already brain dead.

(Apologies for making light of this tragedy, but dark humor is required to make this world bearable)

Whatever debatable intelligence he once had is gone, fried by drugs and huffing Xitter.

My mom believes that Wikipedia is "influenced and censored." She didn't like Fargo when my uncle tricked her into watching it, so claimed that the Wikipedia article describing its awards (7 Oscar noms, 2 wins, etc.) were part of the demon-influenced liberal agenda.

So no, Wikipedia doesn't cure cultism.

Breaking: Only 60% of CEOs can see blindingly obvious outcomes.

"If they would rather die, they better do it and decrease the surplus population."

Fuckin' hell, fiction is a warning not a guide, you filthy-rich absolute cockwombles.

That's how they got in this mess in the first place!

Yeah, but like... his name is so foreign! Zamboni Mangione just sounds like a murderer waiting to murder. The whole city.

"We hold that the petitioner, as a former President of the United States, is entitled to absolute immunity from damages liability predicated on his official acts."

Specifically, immunity from civil damages. The president couldn't be sued by randos claiming he cost them a job or whatever.

This is a new class of fascism. Keep on trollin'.

Basic logic with a side of math? Many conservatives' only weakness! 😵

In all seriousness, how does one listen to and communicate with people who have slid so far down a misinformation hole to a place where science is fake, every expert who disagrees is part of a global conspiracy, and the only people they listen to literally can't stop lying?>

I still talk to and value my mother, and believe she is a good person, but she's fallen prey to insidious propaganda and believes that Trump is just a flawed tool for God and the Republican platform is the only way to save the world from the forces of evil.

As an aside, my favorite conspiracy theory was how all the governments of the world were collaborating on the COVID lockdowns so they could control the people and take power. The governments capable of national lockdowns could take power. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Only if you win.

Boobscrolling. Poonscrolling? Goonscrolling!