Looks like they found someone.

Definitely malware, as everyone has already said.

https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2025/03/fake-captcha-websites-hijack-your-clipboard-to-install-information-stealers

My wife doesn't like it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.

Totally not disagreeing, but for some more context she married into the Walton family, inherited a 1.9% stake in the company when her husband died in 2005, and has never had a role in the organization.

Google:

First sentence, emphasis mine:

The Federal Trade Commission on Wednesday voted unanimously to ban marketers from using fake reviews, such as those generated with AI technology, and other misleading practices to promote their products and services.

Just being cheeky though. I don't always read the articles either. But Lina Kahn has been on fire lately.

I like returning 418 instead of 404 or 403 on the files the script kiddies are hunting for on my web servers. I'm sure it does nothing but I'd like to think I've wasted some of their time at least once.

The agency will focus on wealthy individuals and large corporations:

• The IRS plans to triple the audit rates on large corporations with assets of more than $250 million. Audit rates for these companies will rise to 22.6% in tax year 2026 from 8.8% in 2019.
• Large partnerships with assets of more than $10 million will see their audit rates increase 10-fold, rising to 1% in tax year 2026 from 0.1% in 2019.
• Wealthy individuals with total positive income of more than $10 million will see their audit rates rise 50% to 16.5% from 11% in 2019.

"There is no new wave of audits coming from middle- and low-income [individuals], coming from mom and pops. That's not in our plans," Werfel said.

I found it amusing that these posts were adjacent.

FWIW I use it every day and it still works perfectly. I'm not sure what updates everyone is expecting, but things seem perfectly normal to me.

It only happens twice a year though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahaina_Noon

I will never understand how anyone could come to thinking aspic was a good idea.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspic

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

-- J. Paul Getty

The CNN article seems to be cherry-picking his statements. This is his op-ed on the topic which is much more in-depth:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/nov/01/gaza-humanitarian-pause-bernie-sanders

Civilization VI will probably last me at least until the next civilization.

While I'm not 100% certain it's not just confusing perspective, it does appear that the slope rise is shorter than the run, suggesting that this is from the top of the stairs.

And if a significant enough portion of the people are getting their information from those sources, we're all in for a bad time.

I don't think I got them all.

Still missing a few but it's the best I found in 30 seconds.

Their country, their rules. One bullet can still kill someone. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.