Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

Elementary school police officer

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Looks like an awful lot of Freedom©®™ going down there 😂

Isn't this just ragebait?

If it's a YouTube vid with a thumbnail like that, there's a 99% chance that either I don't need to know this, or it contains about one minute of information in an eleven minute video

I'm now at a point that I can't watch American media at all because everyone just looks the fuckin same.

Generic actress no.495 with horrifyingly white teeth Vs generic actor no.5638 with horrifyingly white teeth

He sigh's because OP spend's all day reading but still abuse's apostrophe's

I feel ya, dad

Christ these comments are horrifying

A few fuckers tried this on me at a restaurant in Greece last year.

The proper reaction is not to click "no tip" then cower in case someone judges you.

The proper reaction is to click "no tip" then get on every fuckin review site you can find and every social media site the restaurant is on, and leave 1-star reviews for spoiling my fucking lunch by begging for money. Put the price I pay on the menu, or fuck off.

I'll tip a max of 10% if I want to. That's generous where I am

Fuck that, your whole point of hospitality is to make me feel comfortable, not uncomfortable.

If you don't do this, you're the reason it still happens.

Incidentally, was back in Greece this year and only got harassed for a tip once. Anecdotal but hey, felt like I made a difference

"This is corruption"

"This is lobbying"

No, it's FUCKING EVIL

Those people are evil enough to put money ahead of the health of other humans

And if you stand by and watch people doing evil things and just say "Well, it's lobbying" you're a wretched coward

It's strange how us older ex-metalheads are the first different generation music wise

Our parents were horrified by our taste in music. Their parents were horrified by their taste in music, their parents were horrified by their taste in music

We're the first generation that listens to our kids' music and goes

should not be tolerated.

Neither should posting YT videos that should've been articles

A paragraph's worth of information stretched into ten minutes? I've got way better things to do with my time

Edit - twenty four minutes, fuckin hell

Don't follow much US politics because yous cunts shoehorn it into every fuckin thread about squirrels, dog food or whatever, but why is that lassie not your president? Instead of the two pish-reeking geriatric cunts you've got at the moment

This meme brought to you by people who think high fructose corn syrup is an ingredient

When I worked in a hardware shop in the 90s an apprentice mechanic came in and asked for halogen for headlight bulbs

I went into the storeroom and brought him one of those giant packing bubbles

He was chuffed as fuck

I quite like it because you can spot shitty journalism from a mile away and not click the link

Answer - yes you DO need to clean under your foreskin

"Bethesda covers its arse in anticipation of a bunch of terminally online American teenagers who just learnt the word 'nazi' and would use it to describe a fuckin nun if it made them feel a bit morally superior for ten seconds"

You should really be replacing stupid with "evil"

That's fucking evil and the cunts should be held accountable for their evil

But yous won't cos you're pussies

I got a lift from a tourist from Boston when I was hitchhiking from Falkland to Auchtermuchty in Scotland

He had an A4 sheet of paper that his wife had taped to the front of the glove box that said "LEFT YA FUCKIN BOZO" to make sure he stayed on the right wrong side of the road

The secret is the west coasts.

The french guy was talking about butter from Bretagne. West coast Irish butter is amazing. West coast Scottish butter is amazing.

Know why? Because it absolutely pisses down with rain almost every fucking day in west coast Atlantic areas, the grass grows like triffids and the cows eat themselves silly

Quite simple

"Family wins enough to pay for cancer treatment" 😂