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Subtly hinting

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I have light cauliflower, and a lot of headphones hurt my ears.

But not these. Also they keep your ear open for, y'know, hearing.

They're kinda awesome

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Who would win?

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It's basically red leg Zeff's kitchen from one piece.

A brawl breaking out is all good fun until someone makes an employee get involved and whoop everyone's ass into submission.

But oh the delicious fried goodness they will serve you if you just behave.

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Funny

Years sober alcoholic here realizing despite being an often loud obnoxious sloppy drunk getting in several fights (from running my mouth not attacking people), I never was cut off. (Except once by a buddy at his house party, which feels like the opposite of how this distribution should land.)

Is it that I just instinctively found dives where my shenanigans were tolerated, or does it take some kind of lower bat like attacking or sexually harassing people?

Just curious about others' experience. Thanks to any willing to share getting cut off stories.

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That brings back a memory where I was early 20's, and a coach who took a group of us out drinking taught me specifically that.

Seeing coach starting to square up with some other asshole, "Hey coach security's watching us. Maybe we should just go." He laughs "Do you have any idea how much we've spent here? If anything, they're thinking of kicking him out."

He was right... technically with that specific statement. In every important way, he was very wrong. He was someone I respected immensely though, and I definitely absorbed the lesson at the time

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Maybe it's rur... rurality?

While I did sometimes get way too drunk in city bars too, usually that would have been with a group and had far less exciting adventures.

Also, it occurred to me that there's a pretty large slice of those times where I was blackout, so maybe I was cut off many more times than I remember.

😮‍💨 I kinda regret commenting about it. Starting to remember a lot of embarrassing shit

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IMO this administration values psychological impact well over function.

Just making the claim probably accomplishes their goal. Whatever ridiculous half measure they think of to "follow through" is an afterthought

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What happened to us Pirates? We used to sail the web and never even thought about reprecussions just sharing. Now it seems like it costs to be a pirate like a VPN and such. WTH happened?

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That does not dissuade the keepers of the old ways who know the agony and triumph of whole series downloads spanning months, watching that extra green pixel light up as another random chunk came through day after day until finally the progress bar became whole.

... and then it's in fucking Spanish