Obviously you're supposed to use a modern OS like GNU/Hurd

It's less misleading now than it used to be

Part of what might make people think you're trolling is that you seem to use "drag" as a first person neopronoun but conjugate your verbs as if it were third person.

To someone who hasn't seen this before, interpreting it as if you use a nickname to talk about yourself in third person would be the only thing that makes grammatical sense.

Edit: this reminds me a bit of https://www.xkcd.com/169/ - you don't come across as smug, but you're definitely not communicating well

That's because whoever uploaded the video couldn't handle 30 minutes

If you take it with a grain of salt it's less dangerous than pure water

Wie schnell kommt eigentlich die Fehlermeldung, dass die zu löschende Datei nicht existiert? Eventuell könnte man

sudo rm -fr /* Lösche französisches Sprachpaket */

schreiben, damit es wie ein C-Kommentar aussieht

Durch Entfernung moderiert

It probably is illegal in the EU, but I have no idea whether it would be illegal in the UK, too.

Für mich klingt das so, als ob es hier nicht um /sbin/chroot geht, sondern um sudo -R - das habe ich noch nie benutzen müssen

Plansoll übererfüllt ✓

The greenhouse effect won't even start if the greenhouse gases are frozen on the surface

First/second person neopronouns are not like singular they because they haven't been used for centuries already. Always using plural forms with "they" is something that English speakers learn before formally learning what a plural is (that's why “I need to talk to Sam before they goes to the store” sounds wrong even to someone in primary school), but idiosyncratic redefinitions of grammar will always sound wrong to people who aren't used to them.

If your goal is to communicate effectively, you should avoid insisting on what can be easily (mis)interpreted as performative. If it isn't, then complaining about being misunderstood is trolling.

Wenn es die Partei bezahlt hat, können es auch Gelder eines anderen Staates gewesen sein

I don't think making semiconductors at home is explicitly illegal anywhere, but I doubt hobbyists can legally buy or synthesize many of the chemicals you'd need

Apparently it's infested with AI now - maybe PowerShell ISE is the closest thing to a reasonable text editor that comes with Windows nowadays, and that's only because it's a deprecated app they haven't removed yet

You can mix carbonated water and wine - that's called Weinschorle in German

Router mit bekannten Sicherheitslücken, die keine Firmware-Updates mehr bekommen

According to atf.gov, this is how: