Wow, this is pretty much exactly what I'd have responded. Are you me bro?

Well, username checks out.

How the fuck he fold towels?

Aussie pilot.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop fucking cats.

Who's Rem?

Clippy

She should debate a puppet sitting on a chair, and express her disappointment that Putin couldn't be there to reach up its ass and work its mouth.

Windows on Linux though. Guy probably has Wine in his cup holder.

Very courteous of you. That way dad can have the same fap too!

Had C-band satellite as a teen. All the good channels locked. But if the satellite Spacenet 1 transponder 18 was locked, you could "fine tune" the reception from say, Galaxy 3 transponder 18 by holding the step up or down button, and manually swing the dish halfway across the sky to the same position where Spacenet 1 is. As the descrambler thinks you are watching a different satellite altogether, there is no more lock. And since you never actually visited a bad channel, no way to tell with history or last buttons.

Or Kevin is eight years old and his parents reasonably assume he is too young to have a cell phone.

You couldn't stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

OMG I did the same thing at a local pub. Thinking steak sandwich. Ordered one up. Pretty good! Went home, went to bed. Three hours later - gurgle - glorp - oh shit! The rest of the night it was coming out both ends. Feel fine after some sleep. Forget all about it. Three weeks later, at the same pub. Thinking steak sandwich again. Pretty good! Went home, went to bed. Sure enough, three hours later, lather, rinse, repeat. Feel fine after some sleep. Forget all about it. Three weeks later, go to the same pub. Thinking steak sandwich again, third time's the charm, right? My face when the pub had a sign up saying it was closed down for health code violations :/ To be fair, it was a good sandwich.

Didn't read the "with" in there, yet sadly still found myself agreeing with you.

Only if the place you are renting was built before 2018.

They probably did the shooting down part, but something has changed. Russian pilots know how low they need to fly and how far away they need to be from the front to be able to launch 2000lb glide bombs at Ukrainian front line positions without being picked up by ground-based radar. And that has been stalling their offensive operations for a long while now. Ukraine didn't extend their air defence by moving it forward. They must have done it by putting something in the air with a radar that can integrate with Western air defence systems. Being in the air instead of on the ground allows radar to see much further towards the horizon and suddenly the air defence can see into the dead area that starts about 30-40km behind enemy lines that the Russian planes have been operating in. This was one of the speculated roles of the F16s in Ukraine, and based on the reports of a sudden and precipitous drop in Russian glide bombing activity at the front due to their planes now being in missile range before they can attack, it wouldn't surprise me if this is what has happened.

They missed the easiest, cheapest and most effective solution: working from home. We wouldn't need half of what we've built already if we put an end to the commute for office workers. We might even make our Paris Accord targets that way too.

Dude might have been drunk. If it isn't intentional, it's usually a case of too drunk or too old.