Spyke

I found one that was a lady shooting horse chestnuts into another lady’s anus with a slingshot and it was fantastic.

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Buffyreply
libretechni.ca

This is the exact comment I would expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart, thank you for your contribution.

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seriously, there's a surprising like of sauces in here....thought it basic common knowledge to include sauce with stuff like this

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lemmy.world

Masturbation causes normally intelligent memers to spell “life” as “live.”

It’s science.

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Grabtharreply
lemmy.world

Very courteous of you. That way dad can have the same fap too!

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lemmy.myserv.one

Wait you still have shared machines in 2025? This isn't 1998 Netscape navigator porn.

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lemmy.world

Just make a new profile on your OS called “Fappin” so no one knows what you’re up to.

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piefed.world

Just make an FB account that is just shares of your faves. A wall of fap, if you will.

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lemmy.zip

I got a couple of my favs with YouTube-dl / yt-dlp, but it’s a really small collection. I wished I had gotten some more of my favorites before they disappeared from pornhub. I had them favorited on pornhub but obviously that wasn’t enough.

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Mood. I have a porn collection that rivals people's posts to different sites. The only problem with reuploading is I'll get banned from the sites for copyright infringement

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lemmy.world

This is why I have videotapes of all sessions since 1989. Never miss a beat.

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IronBirdreply
lemmy.world

are they cataloged by name, date, or some kind of scoring system?

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Its actually just one tape. Hence why my wife calls me the 5 secs machine.

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lemmy.ca

I backup everything I like and not just porn. It could become a lost media someday. There are so many things I wish I could find from the napster/kazaa era, but for most of them I sadly had to give up.

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Stametsreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Why do you think I have so much bullshit saved to be able to post? Same thought process, buddy <3 Although sad to hear on the losing a chunk of your backup. I feel that. My HDD is 9 years old and very slowly inching towards death and fear... THE FEAR...

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Buffyreply
libretechni.ca

Nine years!? Back up NOW before it's too late. I'm scared for you.

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Put up tons of adblockers and malware blockers (that are actually reliable), including those that block fake download buttons. Then download and put it into a USB stick and name it "administration", the folders being accessible only by password or something.

And then idk, store the usb somewhere where nobody looks.

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discuss.tchncs.de

People who want to have a personally tuned algorithm and save their favorite vids :D I remember feeling called out when I saw that episode lol

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Yup, I felt a reaaly weird mix of being called out AND validated & seen at the same time.

Some might call me a perv, I’d call it being efficient and organized. Tomato to-mah-to

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cRazi_manreply
europe.pub

Can treat it like critical data and download a local copy and then make a 3,2,1 backup.

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Of course.

My state is one of the ones trying to ban porn altogether. They aren't trying to ban obscure animation and comedy skits.

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I lost my internet for a couple of months a while back. That sucked. Since then I will track down stuff I like and save it if I can. I live alone, so not like anyone else is going to use my PC.

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