Talk about buy-it-for-life!

Buddy of mine has no eyes. Has to get reevaluated every year. Still doesn't have eyes. Probably won't next year, let's check just to be sure

Nobody asked the payment processors how they felt about it, MasterCard is very sensitive these days

My mom was proud that the neighborhood worked together to block an "ugly new cell tower" from being constructed in the area. Then she was upset that her cell service was spotty, in literally the same fucking breath.

Seriously, just do the right thing. Goddamn

Baller

Hardware should be software agnostic

Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss

If banks are funded by the government (ongoing bailouts and ridiculously beneficial laws for them) then they should be considered a public service and available to everyone, at least at a basic level

Worst browser. hard stop

Seems like they may be hurting themselves in the long run, I hope it fails miserably

I think all ads should be blocked. If billions in funding is going to be put to use it should go towards offsetting environmental impact and developing products that are actually better, instead of just convincing people to settle for a cute jingle

Worst rated game of the year... So far!

This is gold

I have not used a service with this requirement, and will refuse to at any point. Self hosting, open source, offline.

My cat blesses people when they sneeze

And term limits

I wanna know what he did though, spill the tea clown boy

Haha that just sounds like a list of gibberish words! I love tech naming when it doesn't include Copilot or a lowercase i :p

I quit a toxic job a few months ago. Scariest thing I've ever done. Best decision I ever made :)