Evil twin of Lightning McQueen

Mister Crowley...

That's why you pack 60 sets of underwear for your 3 day weekend trip.

He might have to wait 3.5 months, cause someone with more pressing need got priority...

This guy is pretty rare, plz don't steal.

Cause you finished?

When you give thirsty people water and they still complain... /s

Yup, I'm surprised the bottom hasn't dropped out from these companies yet. It will be like the dot com crash in the early 2000s I'm guessing. And they'll act so surprised...

That's the point. Do enough crazy shit at once and most of it will be overlooked.

Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you'll be there in a matter of weeks.

Still too many who don't know this, it's best to explain to everyone. I've explained it to my mother several times, and she gets it, but then conveniently forgets about that when discussing politics.

Very rough quote of the former "leader of the free world", 'stop testng for covid and we will have less cases'.

When you have to explain 10 years of Internet history to explain a level 5 meme to your normie friends...

But will their viewers know that?

Yea, for all we know hentai causes radiation. Don't think people are ready for the truth on how we selected locations to drop little boy and fat man!

A nose keeper

Also it's affordable daycare for kids so parents can work.

Now they know it's worth just 150k to litter all they want.

The siren's song nearly claimed another victim.

Jokes on you, I pay for schools and am still surrounded by dumb people!

How unbearable would it be if they received no education, I can't imagine.