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lemmy.zip

Occupied into turbulence into snack cart into landing true combo. Ruined pants guaranteed

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That's why you pack 60 sets of underwear for your 3 day weekend trip.

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That’s the closest I’ve ever been to pissing myself as an adult. The rush to the WC was intense. Like you have to go fast but if you step too hard it hurts so you end up doing the Monty python walk at speed. I’m probably lucky I didn’t blow out a kidney.

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Ever notice how they have bags you can stay in your seat and vomit in but don't provide bottles to pee in because "society"?

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It is if you vomit in the church pew, and it gets into that book holder thing on the back of the seat in front of you.

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Have done this. Well, sort of. I was once so sick as a kid that all I could bring up was bile.

I do not recommend it.

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As someone with downstairs problems, I've learned my art of bathrooms on planes and the exact moments which are best to go. Always right as they call boarding, after drinks, and hour before landing. As predictable as I can be

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piefed.social

Easy fix. Walk forward to the first class cabin piss in any rich mans face.

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programming.dev

This looks AI generated. The lines on the left are full of artifacts and wholly inconsistent.

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Nah, looks like traditional ballpoint pen on paper (then scanned in and brightened). Inconsistency is intended, I'm not seeing artifacts

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Zoom in on the person reading on the left. Ballpoint pen strokes can vary width with pressure, but that is too dramatic. The trace doesn't seem what a person would do to draw a person. Like there's no intent behind the strokes, just filling spaces with darkness.

I'm not saying it's a strong indicator, but it feels weird, like something is not right.

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lemmy.world

I'd be surprised if so. This artist (Mr. Joshua/Pants) is fairly well known now, and I'm sure he draws his comics.

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programming.dev

That's some weird technique. I hate that I'm getting AI paranoia. I need to get a farm and retire early.

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Basically any half-decent edit has started to trigger AI alarm bells for me now. I don't know what to do about it either. Lol

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