What the mermaid didn't tell her is that they also work, get stressed, sad, depressed, cry, sleep, wake, and repeat. The only difference is that they do it while naked^TM^. It's not like clothes are the cause of all our problems. We too can be naked all day if we choose.
True but they do have extremely Loud ear bursting sonar pulsing in the oceans all day, lots of extremely loud Motors and other random loud noises that humans make, tons of netting and plastic bags and random pieces of plastic that are really shiny and look like pieces of food, lots of clouds of toxic poisonous ammonia and oil and Industrial chemicals and dyes, an environment that's heating up uncomfortably, becoming less oxygenated, and generally less hospitable.. I can't assume that fish are too happy anymore at all
Literally fighting for your life every time anything larger than you with teeth swims near because if you're smaller than a thing, you may be food for that thing.
Being a merperson is so overrated, being a derg is so much better, we're strong, and fast, and can soar through the skies. It is truly the life of adventure and excitement.
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The siren's song nearly claimed another victim.
Beat me to it XD
What the mermaid didn't tell her is that they also work, get stressed, sad, depressed, cry, sleep, wake, and repeat. The only difference is that they do it while naked^TM^. It's not like clothes are the cause of all our problems. We too can be naked all day if we choose.
I doubt the mermaids have neoliberal capitalism though 🤔
They have tyrant rule under sociopathic sharks
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
Shark mentality 😎
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The sharks have less pretensions of being decent?
True but they do have extremely Loud ear bursting sonar pulsing in the oceans all day, lots of extremely loud Motors and other random loud noises that humans make, tons of netting and plastic bags and random pieces of plastic that are really shiny and look like pieces of food, lots of clouds of toxic poisonous ammonia and oil and Industrial chemicals and dyes, an environment that's heating up uncomfortably, becoming less oxygenated, and generally less hospitable.. I can't assume that fish are too happy anymore at all
I'm not optimistic 😔
They're also clogged with microplastic like the rest of us
At least most things are better when you're naked
Naked*
* Excluding cloth-based modesty covers of primary and secondary sexual characteristics based on cultural norms
Why did she have clothes if they are naked all days
she is being polite snd respecting land culture ofc
Why are they fisting her in the last panel? O.o
One is holding her waist, one is pulling on her right leg. That cuff is her shorts.
It’s an allegory for how corporations fuck is, and try to control us like puppets.
How are they fisting her when she’s wearing shorts? o.O
Special fisting-ready™ shorts.
Write that down!
Lost a coin
I don't think emo kids would like it underwater because all their mascara would run.
Literally fighting for your life every time anything larger than you with teeth swims near because if you're smaller than a thing, you may be food for that thing.
Who's to say smaller things don't have teeth that'll take a bite out of you?
Calling me out again
Is the autor only on Xitter?
edit: and Reddit: G_R_S Punk Rock Loser
Being a merperson is so overrated, being a derg is so much better, we're strong, and fast, and can soar through the skies. It is truly the life of adventure and excitement.