More wholesomeness from Positivityman

The wearer will die in seven days, he's trying to get more time with her

The goatse OS, if you will

The movie is Touch of Evil (1958). Watch it today, it's superb

Here's an old picture of men testing bulletproof vests

Yo, what?

Ancient meme, from a simpler time

I mean, you don't to wait for a witch to turn you into a garbage truck driver. You can just apply for the job. Go on. Go vibe

Here's your problem

I believe this belongs under shitpost rather than memes but still funny as hell either way

"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"

Isn't this the second Harry potter book?

I'd say cats are different, I have two and when I get home they run after a laser pointer for 30mins and then they're pooped. Plus they snuggle and sleep with me so that's bonding time as well

"why (some OK movie from 20 years ago) is a masterpiece"

What the fuck does this even mean? High quality shitpost

I have no friends and I must meme

You need a hobby when getting sober more than anything. When you get sober you are bored shitless. Seriously I didn't know what bored meant until getting clean

Don't put the flaming rag down an open bottle filled with fuel. Instead, fill it with fuel, close the bottle, and tie the rag around it so you won't send flames everywhere, only your target

I'd watch a Corman film over Nolan any day of the week. RIP to an indelible icon