Spyke

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

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lemmy.world

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

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Rustyreply
lemmy.ca

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

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yoloreply

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."

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"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"

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He's like "I'ma make this dude into a janitor so fast"

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Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You'll have to send a car.

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