Nah it's good for prostate health to masturbate at reasonable intervals

Isn't this literally the Handmaid's Tale?

The number of apps I just stopped using because of this shit is ridiculous. I feel most bad for older customers who probably don't realize they're losing features and paying more for their subscriptions. They probably don't know how to properly sail the high seas either so they don't have a choice when wanting to watch their favorite shows. Oh well fuck it, Max can keep this up until they want to join Netflix up on the dusty shelf of bullshit streaming services that can suck my dick.

I remember people on the Internet talking about the Microsoft Bethesda deal. I saw people saying that it's "actually a good thing" and how Microsoft can contribute more to Bethesda and they'll churn out better games for Xbox. Then I see shit like this and games like Starfield and understand why 99% of the people on the Internet have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

PA over here still having to eat human feces for lunch since minimum wage is still $7.50

So does all of the nut in my bedside trashcan gonna be waiting for me in heaven with half chromosome bodies or some shit?

GO! FUCKING KILL HIM!!!

YOU GOT THIS! FULL THROTTLE BABY!!

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOOOOOOT!

Miss

There's a small chance something devastating won't happen before big changes happen to try and reverse climate change but odds are a lot of shit is gonna happen that's gonna lead to a lot of people dying. Not end of the world shit, but a lot of people are gonna suffer because of greed and lack of improving the world

Hehe...yeah....finger.... definitely my finger....

It's too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

Makes me appreciate The Road more cause everyone's body in that movie SUUUUUCKED

"yeah baby you like my baby smooth dick?"

Jesus fucking Christ

Time to dust off the guillotines

Prime's entire UI already sucks dick. I can't even tell which shows/movies I can watch without having to pay, rent, or subscribe. Like mfer I'm paying to watch whatever Amazon has to offer. I only use it for The Boys, Reacher, and Invincible. Even with how much I would love to support these shows, fuck Amazon.

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Someone feed that boi

I love you weather channel, never change weather channel

And you can get it next year on sale for $70 because fuck you you stupid consumer bitch that's how it works here in Bethesda! Now go praise Starfield you fucking idiot!

It is failing, but one 50% quiz is better than a 0% quiz when added into your overall grade. Plus OP showing up to class at least shows to the professor that they're trying and might bump their grade up a bit at the end of the term.