This just illustrates the importance of hiring a professional to trim back the cars periodically. You could do it yourself, but the heavy industrial equipment necessary for routine gardening like this is just too bulky and expensive for the average person to be able to use.

They relocated the whole cabin? Why?

He said while she sucked him off. Allegedly.

Just remember to take them out of the bag first.

Congratulations. You just wasted three wishes and broke reality.

"accidental"

We're barely smart enough to get what we've got right. Half of our population can't remember how punctuation works. Hell half of our population still thinks that the Earth is 6,000 years old.

It's a room full of people who all realize they were stupid at the same time.

Why didn't they use chlorine?

When you barely survive the Renfaire Fuckpocalypse.

Because you're supposed to eat the bowl, obviously. The milk is just there for the bowl to float upon.

A survivor of the hellish Family Foundation School claimed in court papers he was repeatedly sexually abused and described stunning mistreatment at the now-defunct, $80,000-a-year facility in the tiny upstate village of Hancock, about an hour east of Binghamton.

It's interesting to me that the "school's" acronym is FFS (better known as For Fucks Sake).

How did I never notice it before 8===D

When you tell the GM that you're taking Quick Draw and they wince.

That's what air conditioning is for.

Things like this make me wish that magic was real because voodoo dolls would make life so much funnier.

One time? Well I guess it's better than nothing.

Shit dude I'm a fat ass and I won't even touch ranch dressing. That stuff is gross.

Political theater. "Won't somebody think of the children?" is an easy win for politicians.

Isn't it fun living through the decline phase of our civilization?