Political theater. "Won't somebody think of the children?" is an easy win for politicians.

Isn't it fun living through the decline phase of our civilization?

Ethics are supposed to throttle human activity. That's their fucking job. That guy is a goddamn sociopath.

Oh I see why they fired her. She's not a white guy kissing Trump's ass.

Elon's brain: I'm sure nobody took a screenshot.

Australia is also the same place where they had to switch the word "drugs" out with "chems" in Fallout, and video games have to have green blood. That whole place is ass backwards and upside down, as one would expect given its geographical location.

One is a replacement head. It's literally right there on the label.

Here's how fucked up the story of Adam & Eve is, even before the incest.

Imagine you were literally just created a short time ago - a season, a year, whatever - and you live in a literally perfect realm, and have no concept of deceit. Then a snake has a conversation with you. Sure, why not? God created everything - he directly told you so. So when the snake says "it's all good, eat away," you don't even have a concept for doubting that he's legit and honest. So you eat the fruit and suddenly, BAM, God shows up all pissed off. He punishes you for not understanding that he didn't actually send a messenger. With banishment, pain, and death.

This is the equivalent of your 3 year old knocking over their bowl of Cheerios after you told them not to and so you drive them out to the woods and leave them there.

some poor company's AI

Fuck you, those bastards have billions of dollars and zero ethics. Let them eat a great big bucket of salt.

Tell us you're racist without saying that you're racist.

Scale the property tax exponentially based on the valuation of the property. Make sure the wealthy land owners pay more. Much, much more.

These idiots need to stop setting the minimum wage to fixed values, and set them to calculations based off GDP and localized (by county) cost of living, with an annual (or better yet quarterly) refresh on the calculation. Maybe some other variables, I'm not an economist, but the point is to have it adjust without needing constant legislative flights.

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

Meanwhile, smart people: I sure do love Libre Office.

Because nothing gets 13 year olds hornier than the State Seal of Virginia. Idiots.

Why are tomatoes $11 each? What happened to all the lawn care companies? Why did Subway go out of business? This is all the Democrats fault!

-Republicans in 2027

You should have had him arrested when you still had presidential immunity, Joe.