As an American reading this, I kept wondering when the mayhem and death would occur.

I was at the fair and missed the boat on this one. Wtf is up with Ohio and cats?

This is good to know. Like quick sand, as a kid I thought piranhas would be a much more common problem than they are.

I’m a vegetarian, but I would be happy to let my dogs eat canned billionaire.

QrXiv? Someone please explain to my smooth brain what’s going on?

Can someone explain the last two panels?

When I got an MRI I learned I have some empty spaces in my brain that normally close during infancy. I was there because my family has a genetic marker for cavernous venous malformations primarily in the brain. Luckily it doesn’t affect our intelligence, we just “die of headaches”.

My hamb eating a bit of salmon

Trying to decide if that’s two cats or just one twisted into a pretzel.

Why? FlasherCat has a privacy tail up.

Reincarnation - I’d like to believe I’ve met others before, maybe even many times. It would explain some stuff like why you’re irrationally drawn or repelled by certain people.

Kids who came to school in dirty clothes, hair messy, dirt on their hands and faces. I thought they were just gross pigpen types. Not till I was older and less sheltered did I meet families where the adults had other stuff going on and didn’t see to their kids’ well being. I was lucky enough to have had no idea what it meant to be neglected.

At first glance I thought you had a black bra laying across your leg 😹