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lemm.ee

I’m a vegetarian, but I would be happy to let my dogs eat canned billionaire.

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lemmy.ml

You can't really cook a person's rib primal the same way you'd do beef. People meat is not marbled like beef so you'd want to cook it low and slow with a lot of moisture.

So while you could have a people prime rib sandwich, it's not going to have a great texture.

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What's why you always smoke ribs. If you have the space, a nice long charcoal smoke for 12 hours for the full billionaire. If you don't have the space, then 4-6 hours for just the ribs.

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lemmy.world

Slow cooking is the superior method of cooking meat anyway.

The only reason people prefer high heat cooking is because it's faster but I prefer quality over quantity ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Coreidanreply
lemmy.world

The only reason people prefer high heat cooking is because it's faster but I prefer quality over quantity

Texture

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lemmy.world

Isn't a huge thing in the meat cooking world tenderness?

Because you will never have more tender meat than slow cooking and I'll die on this hill

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lemmy.world

Would you slow cook a burger? I suppose you could but I wouldn’t. I’d rather have the texture of a grilled burger.

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lemmy.world

Slow cook the meat, let it cool, throw it on a grill to heat it up giving it the tenderness of slow cooking with that same char.

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If you’re throwing ground beef on the grill to char you can skip the slow cooking part as it doesn’t add any benefit. Being soft and tender isn’t what you want in a burger.

That is why texture is important. Searing is an important concept in cooking and this applies to burgers.

Anyway enjoy dying on your hill of messy mush.

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No, the best way to cook meat is not to cook it at all.

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lemmy.ml

Realistically, I wouldn't soil my body with their taint. But pigs and chickens gotta eat too.

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I’m ootl with the Dale Earnhardt lefty and anti-capitalist memes… can someone explain? Maybe I’m just not wording it right but googling hasn’t really brought up an answer

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lemmy.ca

It comes from a Facebook meme page called "The Ghost of Ol Dale Earnhardt". The creator said he was frustrated with alt-right people posting fake quotes on pictures of Southerners that made them seem like facists, so he decided to post fake quotes on a Southerner that make him seem like a communist.

I find it weird, but Americans love claiming that dead people support their cause. Like how Martin Luther King is both a progressive and conservative icon depending on who you ask. Same with the founding fathers.

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I personally love it, as a southern-born, formerly right-wing American. Makes me smile every time. It's just the right amount of stupid.

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Hold up, I specifically called dibs on the prime rib. That means you forfeit your claim to the ny strip.

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I have heard that he prefers to be called Papa Bussy by his close friends.

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I heard that Bezos is feeding himself macadamia meal and beer fed Wagyu beef raised in Hawaii.

He will be so tender and marbled when he gets grilled up.

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"all right, I'll meet you in the middle. You still die but I promise not to eat your remains."

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