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Child support
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
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They’ve grown up online. So why are our kids not better at detecting misinformation?
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Ah ha! I always suspected as much!
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Little bobby Fortran
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You’re the APL of their eyes
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Trulempets suck
If you bust their teeth, how can they eat their honkwich?
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Modern wonders exist
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This is the Large Halibut Collider
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A confusing plot hole from Planet of the Apes
That’s the ocean after global warming. They're really in Las Vegas.
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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer
Yeah, but it just soaked up bacteria in the sink…
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natural wonders
Pluto?!? Get that scrub outta here!!!
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Its beautiful
It’s a Faraday blanket!
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TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"
And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”
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This is Maisey. Maisey is my sisters dog. My sister lives in Ohio. Please don't eat Maisey. Maisey loves you.
She’s sooo cute! I could eat her right up!
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Wait!
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Black Mirror’s pessimism porn won’t lead us to a better future | Louis Anslow
The show’s name is Black Mirror, not Black/White Mirror. Of course it’s the monkey’s paw of tech.
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Elon Musk's Daughter Reveals The Real Reason He Hates That She's Trans—And Yep, That Tracks
So sex selective IVF? You mean all the girls were aborted before implantation?
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Garage hugs
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Why would I give an intruder a treat?
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Parentheses
Speaking with a lisp…
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A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE.
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That’s because it’s legit! It’s here therefore it’s real! It’s real because it’s here!
Basic tautology dude!
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It's just a sandwich
Turkey sub??? That’s a turkey dom!!!
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No thoughts
She looks delicious!
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Pick a Card
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“What do you want on your tombstone?”
“Pepperoni and sausage.”
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I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.
Channelling Blue Öyster Cult:
Go Go Godzilla!
After seeing this:
No No Godzilla!