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TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"

nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1. :::
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lemmy.cafe

Wtf?

It's Jason. If they wanted it pronounced that way, they should've spelled it differently...

Like GIF

Sorry, no, at least one could argue GIF. JSON is a single freakin' vowel short of a common male name.

Morons.

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lmmarsanoreply
lemmynsfw.com

No, it's pronounced Jason. Douglas Crockford was just too laissez-faire to correct anyone on it probably because he didn't give a fuck.

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rishadoreply
lemmy.world

If you really just say Jason instead of jaysawn/J-sohn you're nuts and probably drive everyone crazy with that

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lmmarsanoreply
lemmynsfw.com

You & your buddies can keep pronouncing it jaysawn & sounding like complete dorks if it makes you feel better. However, it was clearly intended to be pronounced naturally as Jason like its inventor pronounces it.

Believing otherwise is almost as bad as the plebs who think the symbol ∅ is inspired by Greek letter φ instead of Scandinavian letter Ø.

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rishadoreply
lemmy.world

Didn't realize I was buddies with 99% of everyone that's interacted with JSON!

Also didn't know people used the term 'plebs' unironically, you sound like an absolute joy to be around

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You seem in irrational need for validation of your pronunciation despite clear justification against it. Cool ad populum. Fly that insecurity flag high.

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lemmy.ca

They're joking. js doesn't even officially stand for JavaScript due to Oracle's IP claim over the JavaScript name.

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And even more annoying, JavaScript is not correctly uppercased for common styles

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lemmy.ca

GIF like Geoffrey the giraffe, if you get my gist. Always has been.

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warmreply
kbin.earth

I always thought the G stood for graphics, but now I know it stands for giraffics.

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lemmy.ca

It doesn't matter what it stands for. That's not how acronyms work.

You don't say "yolwa" for "YOLO"
You don't say "Ah-ih-dees" for "AIDS"
You don't say "britches" for "BRICS"
You don't say "sue-knee" for "CUNY" (City University of New York) Etc.

And if you want to argue specifically about G:
You don't say "Jad" for "GAD" (generalized anxiety disorder)
You don't say "joes" for "GOES" (Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite)

It's not a hill I'm going to die on, I use both pronunciations, but the only argument I've ever believed for the proper one is that the creator pronounced it "jif". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIF#Pronunciation

Now let's talk about "gibs" you heathens.

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tylerreply
programming.dev

SCUBA and NASA are always the ones I use against that argument. It would be Skuh-baa instead of scooba, and neh-sa instead of nah-suh.

And no matter what way it was spelled, it’s the only word we’re still arguing about that literally has a song to go with it to make sure everyone pronounced it correctly. It’s pretty clearly a soft g, because it was a marketing trick, not a dictionary word. It doesn’t have to follow any rules of English, just like all those companies just removing random letters and changing ck for x, etc. Flickr, tumblr, Grindr, scribd, Lyft, Kwik, Cheez, etc etc etc. Twitter was originally even twttr.

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criitzreply
reddthat.com

People forget in the 90s/00s both GIF and JIF were relatively common image file types. It was only logical to use the hard G for GIF. So that's how we used it. This overrules all arguments of how acronyms work or what the creator originally called it.

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Bah, I was there. .jif was barely used and came 5 years after. They should have used a different name!

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nobody was using jif as a file type in the 90s, and no it wasn't "only logical to use the hard G". There are plenty of sources stating that no one pronounced it with a soft g up until it got popular as an image format on social media. It was universally understood to be a play on the peanut butter name. There are plenty of sources on this, I'm sorry but you're either just making shit up or you were the only person to call it with a hard g in the 90s.

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I thought we were having a bit of a joke, but then you really went and gave me a gift of paragraphs.

I think the creator was keeping the joke running by saying that. The word gift is why people prefer to say gif over jif, it's how we were taught to pronounce "gif". The rest of the g words are irrelevant to be honest.

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You don’t say “sue-knee” for “CUNY” (City University of New York) Etc.

Of course not, then it would conflict with SUNY (State University of New York)

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programming.dev

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

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lemmy.world

I always called it “in-gen-ix”, which doesn’t even make sense now that I think about it.

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lemmy.world

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

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I was a non violent youth when I first saw an fstab, perhaps that got me thinking "F S tab"

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it kinda ends up as "fsuck" for me, which is apt-get when it doesn't magically fix all my filesystem issues

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f*ck. You can even occasionally get away with spelling it like this

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lemmy.world

f-s-tab is feeble. Unsatisfactory. Bureaucratic.

f-stab is jocose. Nonchalant. Sharp.

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With the issues i had in the past with fstab, the desire to stab someone was certainly provoked.

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I guess some people might go with f-s-tayb, but I wouldn't necessary recognise what they were saying.

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zarkanianreply
sh.itjust.works

Yeah, the j-sawn pronunciation is truly inexplicable. Who pronounces S-O-N "sawn"?

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lemmy.world

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

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lemmy.world

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

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I flew from Jermany to Tanzania and saw some jeriatric jiraffes.

I say it "Jif" because:

  • That's what the format's creator named it.
  • It's weird, but "soft G" is a thing and acronyms and the only "rule" for pronouncing acronyms is "it's easy to say".
  • It annoys people that are way too invested in it. Sure, it's immature -- but it's low stakes and not particularly "shitty". I enjoy it and you only YOLO once.
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jif was copyrighted. gif was literally named after the peanut butter. it came with a jingle "choosy developers choose gif". How many different forms of proof do you need.

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danreply
upvote.au

Am I missing something? I've always pronounced it "imager". How else would you pronounce it?

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

as it's spelled: im gur.

It's one thing to name it imgr, but putting a fucking u after the g makes it a hard g in literally every instance. the letter u is the reason the g is pronounced as a hard g in words that otherwise wouldn't need a u: fragile / guile, digest / guest, etc.

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as it's spelled: im gur.

"I'm gur"?

Tony... Is that you?

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tylerreply
programming.dev

it's spelled img - ur, as in img or the shortening of image in every context. You can't shorten image any other way.

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it's spelled img - ur

no, it's spelled imgur. I know what img stands for which is why I said it would be one thing to call it imgr. the u doesn't make sense and it hardens the g. it's funny that you talk about how it's customary that img stands for image but you act like 'ur' is also a thing by itself.

well it is, just not in that way. if your img-ur breakup made any sense for pronouncing img as if it's independent then why not consider what ur stands for? it's a shortening of your or you're. so why not pronounce it image your? because it's bullshit and the spelling is ridiculous.

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lemm.ee

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

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…it's not "curl"?

EDIT (2025-02-27T04:15Z):

cURL (pronounced like "curl", /kɜːrl/) […] [1]

🤔

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  1. Title (article): "cURL". Publisher: Wikipedia. Published: 2025-02-20T12:12Z. Accessed: 2025-02-27T04:17Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CURL.
    • ¶1 :::
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mitchtyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I pronounce gif like zyhfe to annoy both jif and gif pronouncers equally. I also advocate for the initial array index to be .5 to be equally annoying to programmers and mathematicians alike.

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I also advocate for the initial array index to be .5 to be equally annoying to programmers and mathematicians alike.

Monster!

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When I first heard someone say SCSI out loud describing the drives in a server, I responded with, "No, they're actually high-end drives."

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gnureply
lemmy.zip

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

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danreply
upvote.au

Some people pronounce it like "fack", and the official way to pronounce GameFAQs is "game facks"

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lemmy.ml

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

When I first encountered it, it was by hearing it. It took longer than it probably should have to recognize that when people talked about “engine x”, they meant “in-jinks”

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I heard it spoken first as well, but I ended up seeing it in text form not long after. I think it would have been more confusing if that hadn't been the era of internet companies thinking they were clever if they dropped a letter (usually a vowel).

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I started using it around 2006, and even back then it listed the pronunciation on the site.

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lemmy.world

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

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lemmy.cafe

Rules of English, the closest I'd come is n-jinx. You don't pronounce letters individually, unless reciting the alphabet or something.

Unless you pronounce the letter "B" the same way you say it, like the bug that makes honey.

We don't say "beenefits" or "bee eee an eee eef eye tee ess"

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Well you see, this is software so the rules break down here in favor of cool. I guess I just grew up surrounded by naming conventions like that so could easily identify it.

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ignirtoqreply
fedia.io

Why would I pronounce something with rules of English that's not an English word? When I say the word jalapeno, I pronounce the tilde on the n even though in English it's neither written with the tilde nor written with a letter combination that would produce that sound through standard English spelling.

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Yeah lots of people don’t realize that 1. English rules don’t matter a majority of the time, 2. English has a lot of loan words that people mispronounce, not just mispronounce from the perspective of the owning language but from an English rules perspective as well, and 3. Proper nouns don’t give a shit about anything. GIF is a proper noun, created and owned by a company. They get to call it whatever they want and the rules of the language don’t matter. I

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that's not how most people do though, a lot of people will nativize words to the language they're speaking or are most used to. Like with your example of "jalapeno" that's.. one of the more famous words for people to pronounce in wild ways, there's a video of a swedish guy who manages to turn it into "japaleno" because that's more compatible with swedish.

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lemmy.world

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

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I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

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lemmy.cafe

I just say "post grezz sequel". Sorry if it pisses people off, but it's a stupid name, so I'm gonna say it the way I want.

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lemmy.sdf.org

SQL is not traditionally pronounced like "sequel". Sequel was a whole different language.

Official pronunciation for MySQL, SQLite, and PostgreSQL all pronounce each letter.

But "sequel" is probably more common at this point and some of them include it as an alternate pronunciation now.

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zarkanianreply
sh.itjust.works

Sequel was a whole different language.

I thought Sequel was an earlier version of SQL. That's what I remember reading when I looked it up.

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Hmm. According to Wikipedia you are correct, and the original SEQUEL was simply renamed to SQL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL#History

I'm not sure how much that original SEQUEL/SQL has in common with later publicly-available SQL implementations. I never personally worked with SEQUEL but I was under the impression it was more of a spiritual predecessor to SQL than a direct ancestor. But I trust Wikipedia more than I trust my my memory here, so I guess I was wrong.

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Hawkereply
lemmy.world

What’s the difference? Those read the same to me. Do you mean that you want a strong gap between “gre” and the S in S-Q-L?

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DavidGAreply
lemmy.world

The first one is post-grez-queue-el, the second one is post-gree-es-queue-el

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Hawkereply
lemmy.world

The first is the only way that makes sense, the second too easily becomes post-grease-queue-el. Which is horrible.

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feddit.uk

I went for n-ginx too. I've known for a while that it's actually n-gin-x but have to think carefully to not revert back.

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sopuli.xyz

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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adr1anreply
programming.dev

I've done a semi-exception in the case of Xitter. I like this new name Elon chose because it brings the possiblity of playful sounds. Same goes to Xitler.

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My workplace calls it "n-jinx", we know its nonstandard but its still what is understood by the team.

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Owl
mander.xyz

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

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CanadaPlusreply
lemmy.sdf.org

NGNX, the other tetragrammaton.

Although I'm Jewish, so I should probably write it N-NX.

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toynbeereply
lemmy.world

That is the protagonist from the (IMHO excellent) movie Equilibrium. He describes himself as a "tetragrammaton cleric." Prior to your comment, I didn't know the first word had any actual real world meaning, so that's where my mind went when I saw you use it. (Apologies if this is disrespectful to the intent of the word.)

As an interesting side note, supposedly that movie is what got Christian Bale cast as Batman.

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CanadaPlusreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Sounds cool, will add to the watch list.

(Apologies if this is disrespectful to the intent of the word.)

I'm hella atheist, for the record, so no worries. Any actual Jewish practice was a few mothers ago, but mentioning it added both humour and another hint for people who know the concept but not the word.

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splooshreply
lemmy.world

Equilibrium is a really boring movie. Imagine if The Matrix's fight scenes were centered around a gunfighter whose primary strategy is to stand in one spot and that doing so was a plot point and all the neat plot points of The Matrix were replaced with a plot about not feeling emotions.

Feel nothing, stand in one spot. Movie done.

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Yeah, actually looks like it was critically panned, too. I do love a good dystopian speculative fiction, but maybe not the top of the watch list.

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Ha! There's probably some other layer of theology there when you consider that that G stands for "Gine" pronounced like "Djinn."

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aussie.zone

Idiot. Using English letters to try to represent sounds they don't normally make. It didn't work for gif (pronounced commonly as gif instead of jif), why would they think it would work for them?

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eightyreply
aussie.zone

first rule of english pronunciation: there are no rules. All that matters is if people understand what you mean when you say it.

I gave up on this discussion when you have to consider gin, generate, giraffe, gene, gym, etc

Also I pronounce it with the soft sound because that's what it sounds like in the bloody alphabet.

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psudreply
aussie.zone

See also ghoti (fish). English orthography only works by agreement, not rules

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See also ghoti (fish).

I'll be the first to say that English is a mess. However, there are rules, and this word breaks them.

That "gh" never appears at the beginning of a word, always at the end (as in "enough"). That "ti" is never at the end of a word; it's always inside (as in "nation").

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Yes, but a fan of so much that I may have heard of that before Vsauce covered it. Vsauce is much good though, all of them have some credit

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According to Wikipedia, that spelling goes back to 1855. I first heard about it in the '90s.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Also I pronounce it with the soft sound because that's what it sounds like in the bloody alphabet.

How do you pronounce the words "Cat celebration?" Is it "Kat kelebration" or "sat selebration?" I'm guessing the latter since that's how C is pronounced in the bloody alphabet?

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

i pronounce "gay" as "jay-why" because of the bloody alphabet

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

so I assume you also say "jit-hub"?

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lemmings.world

No, and you don't say juitar (guitar), jame (game), or jallon (gallon), either.

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"G" does normally make a "J" sound, though. Giraffe, the second G in garage and garbage, engine, gin, and so on.

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One time I was getting estimates for server software for an embedded device I had made. In a teleconference, I told one company that our prototype server ran on nginx. They emailed us an estimate saying we had to switch our embedded system to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise, and put the server on Microsoft's cloud, because "Engine X is not an enterprise web server."

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lemmy.world

You have to say it in a commanding Japanese accent... Engine X

It sounds way cooler that way

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programming.dev

I always pronounced it engine-x (fluent as one word) but never thought of it meaning engine lol

n gin x -> en gin ex -> "enginex" spoken, nginx thought

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lemm.ee

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

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Dr. Moosereply
lemmy.world

I pronounce k8s as k-eights sometimes on purpose to gauge the reactions

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Wait do you mean “kates” or “Kay-Eights”? I think either makes sense and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow

If you said it like “Kuhh-Eights” I would probably laugh

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I mean every time I hear about the damn thing it's because it's been misconfigured and is causing some fucking ruckus. The whole thing is cursed so jinx really feels appropriate where I'm standing from.

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sh.itjust.works

Ok so I know what ŋ sounds like but I bet there are some idiots here who don’t, so maybe explain it.

For them

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bricklovereply
midwest.social

For some reason if you put that sound at the beginning of a word most English speakers can't say it.

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I used to pronounce the name Nguyen as "ngoo-yen" until somebody told me it's pronounced "win", and i was like "What?"

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Kalciferreply
sh.itjust.works

Do you mean /ɲiɲks/?

Here are the sounds for each:

::: spoiler Referencs

  1. Type: Article. Title: "Voiced palatal nasal". Publisher: Wikipedia. Published: 2025-02-20T17:37Z. Accessed: 2025-02-28T06:58Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_palatal_nasal.
    • The audio file is found by clicking "source" for the audio in the infobox.
  2. Type Article. Title: "Voiced velar nasal". Publisher: Wikipedia. Published: 2025-02-09T14:27Z. Accessed: 2025-02-28T06:59Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_velar_nasal.
    • The audio file is found by clicking "source" for the audio in the infobox. :::
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RxBradreply
infosec.pub

Saying nginx with a "hard g" can get you into some real trouble...

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You are a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

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lemm.ee

I can't stop pronouncing USAID as u said even after i finally heard it instead of just reading it

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lemmy.fwgx.uk

If you want people to pronounce your project name correctly you should spell it that way. Having a FAQ on pronunciation means you've messed up and lost already. Want it to be called "Engine X"? Call it "Engine X".

My favourite is SAP not wanting people to call it Sap but to spell it out S.A.P. Well sorry, but it's a CVC word, literally the first kind of word everyone learns.

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And is even worse sign if you need a document to describe how to pronounce its name. It is a sign you should pick another name.

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Miaoureply
jlai.lu

Do our USAian overlords now require us to submit names to ensure those won't be mispronounced on purpose? You people are insufferable.

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As a scandi Iv'e been leaning more into 'enginks' - close to 'engangs' and french kinks.

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It took a while for me to get it, but it still read ngnix as "n.g. -nix" in my head.

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It's, ummm, literally the first thing on the website (nginx.org). Tell me you didn't read the docs without telling me you didn't read the docs

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My lead dev used to pronounce it njinx and I always needed some time to realize what he's talking about.

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It's obviously kubecontrol! I will die on this hill.

Also, Containerd ... Not helped by the cli nerdctl.

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Kalciferreply
sh.itjust.works

Hm, my guess would be either "cube control" or "cube C-T-L".

EDIT (2025-02-28T09:02Z): Hm, actually, given that it's for Kubernetes ^[1]^, maybe it's "koob control" or "koob C-T-L"… ^[2]^?

::: spoiler References

  1. Type: Documentation. Title: "Command line tool (kubectl)". Publisher: Kubernetes. Published: 2024-01-01T21:15-08:00. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:01Z. URI: https://kubernetes.io/docs/reference/kubectl/.
  2. Type: Article. Title: "How to pronounce Kubernetes so you don’t get laughed at". Author: "Blue Matador". Publisher: "Blue Matador, Inc.". Published: 2020-06-03. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:07Z. URI: https://www.bluematador.com/blog/how-to-pronounce-kubernetes.
    • §"So, how do you pronounce Kubernetes?".

      Kubernetes is pronounced coo-ber-net-ees […] :::

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Can you believe that fucking dipshit ruined the letter X for all of us 😤

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I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

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randintreply

Yes, like the Vietnamese name "Nguyen", but not like "wininks". The best I could describe it is as a hybrid between "ninks" and "ginks". Pronounce the first consonant with the back of your tongue while keeping the image of pronouncing an "n" sound in your head.

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Oh shit my bad, I mixed Ng and Nguyen, thanks for correcting me.
Also that's hilarious, I'm totally trying that one with the lads Monday, they're gonna love it :D

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When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

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I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

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No ^[1.1]^.

EDIT 2025-02-28T10:17Z: Actually, @[email protected], I was wrong in my initial interpretation ^[1.2]^. So, from what I can tell, you are, in actuality, the only one itt! 😊

::: spoiler References

  1. Type: Post. "TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"". Author: "Kalcifer" @[email protected]. Publisher: "Programmer Humor" ![email protected]. sh.itjust.works. Lemmy. Published: 2025-02-26T23:27:35Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588.
    1. Type: Comment. Author: @[email protected]. Published: 2025-02-27T00:18:34Z. Accessed: 2025-02-28T06:38Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16948274.
      • I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

    2. Type: Comment. Author: @[email protected]. Published: 2025-02-28T09:09:54. Accessed: 2025-02-28T10:24Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16975245.

      Nope.

      • The thread from which that quote originated was as follows:

        TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx" […]

        I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

        Do you mean /ɲiɲks/? […]

        Nope. :::

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MTK
lemmy.world

I really dislike the trend of made up pronunciations. I can accept that gnome is with an audible g since that makes more sense than a silent g, but nginx can be at best similar to engine-x, but even then it's more like the n in dnd rather than en.

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Does this mean when you go into an airport bathroom and see the hand dryer, you know it's called an XLerator (ex-LAIReighter)?

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The meaning kind of clicked to me the first time I've seen the word and tried to pronounce it - it ended as [ẽ.'ʒĩ 'ʃis], the first part is close enough to English [ˈɛnd͡ʒɪn] ⟨engine⟩ that the association was obvious. ([ʃis] is just the Portuguese name for ⟨X⟩.)

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I'm not sure what the English pronunciation of "n-jinx" sounds like but I'm pronouncing it "engines" as in plural of engine.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Um das mal phonetisch zu schreiben: Es würd sich ungefähr wie "en dschinks" auf Deutsch anhören.

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My colleagues were right?!
But of course they pronounce the "ine" as in brine (we are French), which is what really hurts my ears, ugh.

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lemm.ee

Nginx is atrocious. I about have a stroke every time I have to work with it. Caddy is 1000x easier to set up.

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Thank you for saving me from future embarrassment.

Or just becoming terminal "um actually"-er like I've become with epoch

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Who cares? Pronounce it whichever way you want as long as it's clear/understandable. It would take longer for me to understand what piece of software engine-x is, but it takes a second at most.

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lemmy.cafe

I look forward to the day when all these lame-ass, insider naming conventions are looked down upon as the stupid things they are.

Wtf does "en jinx" or "engine X" have to do with it's functionality?

I hate looking for an app on my phone that does a particular thing but hell if I can recall what the idiot developed called it.

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Things like that are called "jargon" and are perfectly normal and acceptable in a given field, always been that way.

If you don't know how to pronounce, or even spell, NGINX, you probably have no use for it.

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