I squeezed six Germans out of my hooha, and all I got was this lousy medal.

Enshittification marches on.

A Japanese car. My old car had been steadily falling apart for the past year. Finally made the leap last week.

What alternative should we all switch to?

Also thinking AI fake IDs will end up being an easy way around this.

YouTube keeps showing me ads for surrogacy (as in, being a surrogate), which could not be more the opposite of what I want to do in life. Obviously they know I am a woman of childbearing age, but somewhere the algorithm got me very wrong. I just let the ads play though, to let them think the idea doesn't repulse me beyond anything I can imagine.

You're absolutely right that, if he is, it will probably be an inside and/or professional job, not some rando trying to show off for an underage Jodie Foster. He's pissing in some dangerous people's weeds right now.

Damn you beat me to the crayon joke.

Average person now, hands down. I like being able to live my life knowing I'm not surrounded by people who want to kill me.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your dad likes to watch.

King Arthur Flour!

Permabanned for being mean to Elon.

I got banned for saying we should cyberbully Elon Musk to suicide.

I am in the process of figuring out which things are still tied to my old Google email address (I have been forwarding my emails from it for the last year and changing each account to unique aliases as I find them) so I can finally delete it for good.

I have always seen gold and white and still can't see black and blue.

Getting banned for being right.

I bought one recently and this still seems to be the case.

A toilet AND a bucket? Seems like overkill.

PC LOAD LETTER

Lol Google can eat my poo.