Could we try going five minutes without bringing him up? It's exhausting.

internet's oldest memes

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Dancing baby would like a word

All the 40 somethings in here: "Altered Beast!".

Everyone else: "Uh, what?"

Where's the well regulated militia you Americans scream about so loudly when someone suggests not letting a mentally ill child own an assault rifle?

Isn't this exactly the government tyranny that argument is used to defend against?

I was working in a house this week that had a ~4 year kid in another room. They were on the mums phone watching YouTube shorts and I think I had an aneurysm listening to it. It was godawful and the attention span was so low they constantly flicked through so most didn't even play for more than a second or two of incomprehensible gibberish before they'd flicked onto the next one.

I feel really sorry for anyone who has to grow up surrounded by this bombardment of shite.

Elon seems like a kinda shitty guy

Hot take!

He loves his kids! What a fag!

Ah yes, the old enemy of the left: the left.

I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.

Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh

As a Brit, beans and cheese on toast is probably my cheat meal. I don't go overboard though and only have it once or twice a day.

Regulating your telecoms sector is WOKE!!!

Pandemic.

Person who I used to consider a friend was relentlessly posting anti-vax and anti-lock down stuff constantly. I would continually refute what he posted, with references and data etc but he wouldn't listen.

Highlight was when he posted pictures of an anti lock down protest in "Lisbon" and I went to the lengths of finding the pictures that had been stolen and they were of a dance music festival he attended.

Even though I cross referenced his own photos with those that had been posted, including one that showed him next to someone who was in on of the pictures from the supposed protest, he still wouldn't listen to reason.

He is no longer a friend or even an aquaintence.

Obviously that's terrible but what exactly does it have to do with planned parenthood funding in the US?

Simpsons did it

Jokes on you, tea is delicious. It really helps distract from the societal and economic collapse.

She's clearly not a listerated pepsin gum girl

The IBC has been suspended by the IOC for corruption and match fixing and Khelif and Yu Ting were only disqualified from the world championships after Khelif beat a Russian boxer who was then advanced in her place.

Take your hands of my Pak 40 sir

You can't drop information like that without posting links.