Paywall. A fucking paywall. Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???

Calling it now:

UHC will deny the anesthesia claim because they wont understand why they needed so much time to perform the procedure.

slap knees -> say "whelp" -> ...run

t..... TWENTIETH??? 😨

please?

ID LET YOU TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS I GET TO PET THE HECKIN DOGGO BROTHER AARROOOOOOOOO!!!

Fuck you.

Step 1 - Take carbon from atmosphere

Step 2 - Compress carbon into diamonds

Step 3 - ???

Step 4 - Profit!

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“waaaaah I had to wear a mask for a little bit waaaaahhhhhh”

An armed student militia trained in private religious-based schools is actually the most terrifying thought i’ve had today.

“We’ve armed the teachers, just arm the students! That way everyone’s protected!”

meanwhile….

brown teeth lady

Not a furry but I can get behind some FuzzSec

This has been the major talking point in our house today. Rewinding the time, how did first-time 18 year old voters spend their very formative teenage years? What media did they consume at the time, and how?

Also, a question to the open because I can’t remember exactly: When did yall learn about the holocaust in american high school? For me it was maybe sophomore year? Weren’t these kids either social distancing, “attending” virtual school, being nutrient-deficient all the while, and also possibly running for their lives from a school shooter?

It’s possible these kids don’t even know what the holocaust is, and a large portion of eligible youth that only hears news from the Joe Rogan podcast just voted to repeat hell because “orange man funny, woman didn’t go on my favorite show”?

For real.

"EFPSTEIN" front and center lmao 💀

Real, historical image of Trump presenting how he's going to lower the price of eggs:

needs more jpeg

Ty for your service 🫡

These people need to switch to unleaded water

bible

wate of time

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