Banning elbows not being allowed on the table and hats not being allowed indoors are also wins for me

I should seriously just start grifting maga people. It seems really easy.

The obsession with right wing leaders to look masculine while having absolutely no clue on how to actually be a manly man is fascinating.

I was once seeing a girl for a couple weeks that FUCKING ROOFIED MY DRINK so she could look through my phone while I was lying there watching her unable to move. It was absolutely fucked.

When I tell people the only social media I use is Lemmy, I always wait patiently for follow up questions immediately after, which never come, because nobody gives a shit about what obscure social media the 35 year old man uses.

Oh man you had me until I read the page name.

Kind of like what happened to Bush after Trump came around.

I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore

The always bragging about having to go take cognitive tests is so fucking funny.

Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

And now the words “terrorist” and “hero” have become synonymous, undoing decades of 9/11 imperialist propaganda in one fell swoop.

I mean I wish. But a man can dream.

I hate that becoming a certain level of rich can guarantee that you will never not be rich even if you’re the dumbest motherfucker that ever tried to do business.

Seriously though. Fuck that guy.

How does he remain a reliable Democratic voice exactly? Who the fuck writes this shit?

Maybe roll it back up to 35 percent instead of letting republicans gain ground every fucking election and doing half assed measures that still result in net loss for the people? I mean it’s a step in the right direction but Jesus fucking Christ man.

Oh hey the Democrats are actually acting like they want to fucking win for once this election.

I still cannot believe how wrong I was about John Fetterman.

This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.

you can learn about it here

Its so weird to me that some people have internal monologues and some don’t. My internal monologue has been the baseline of my existence since I can remember being alive. I cannot fathom what it’s like to not have one.