Yes I use the ol “see resume” a lot.

In a way, as a Canadian, I’m glad for Trump for two reasons. One, we hated him so much that the conservative candidate in our federal election lost what should have been the easiest conservative win of my lifetime because he threw in support behind trump. And two, we are finally diversifying our economy away from that volatile ass country.

Given most people get their media from the internet now I don’t see how we can effectively do that.

No. Not from what I’ve seen anyway. Last poll I saw the NDP was sitting at like 8 percent federally. Idk hopefully I’m wrong.

As long as they aren’t evangelists I dont give a shit.

Cyberpunk, so like a way cooler looking version of me with blade arms and a double jump. I’m down, that fucks hard.

Thats so fucking nightmarish.

I don’t understand how Americans aren't rioting every single day to be honest.

Banning elbows not being allowed on the table and hats not being allowed indoors are also wins for me

I should seriously just start grifting maga people. It seems really easy.

The obsession with right wing leaders to look masculine while having absolutely no clue on how to actually be a manly man is fascinating.

I was once seeing a girl for a couple weeks that FUCKING ROOFIED MY DRINK so she could look through my phone while I was lying there watching her unable to move. It was absolutely fucked.

When I tell people the only social media I use is Lemmy, I always wait patiently for follow up questions immediately after, which never come, because nobody gives a shit about what obscure social media the 35 year old man uses.

Oh man you had me until I read the page name.

Kind of like what happened to Bush after Trump came around.

I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore

The always bragging about having to go take cognitive tests is so fucking funny.

Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

And now the words “terrorist” and “hero” have become synonymous, undoing decades of 9/11 imperialist propaganda in one fell swoop.

I mean I wish. But a man can dream.

I hate that becoming a certain level of rich can guarantee that you will never not be rich even if you’re the dumbest motherfucker that ever tried to do business.