I'm back to sailing the high seas and dumping my loot into Plex.

Good news, everyone! You can self-host the Rickroll via a docker container!

https://github.com/modem7/docker-rickroll

I was bored, so I entertained myself with murder.

What a fantastic society he’s fighting for.

They weren’t having them line up specifically to boo at them. At a caucus, you line up in groups depending on who you’re supporting.

Pneumatic bolt gun - when used for killing cattle, it shoots a little metal bolt directly into the brain.

So does mine, I deleted it anyway. You've got their phone numbers for texting and calling.

Do you just search the internet for vague American shit to get mad about? Been all over this country and I’ve never seen one of these outside commercial use.

Kinda curious as to the point of drive encryption if you just want it to automatically unlock on boot.

Fair enough.

Musk continuing the family tradition of fucking over Africans.

Drops a couple mil on an album and rips it to MP3 instead of FLAC. The fuck is wrong with this man?

Hilarious when people want to resort to “I WASN’T WRITING FORMALLY” in these situations. Just take the L and acknowledge it was a flub. Much less cringe that way.

Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.

A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.

Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.

Nah, plastics don't break down that fast.

I really hate the ones that make you select pictures that contain particular images. Apparently if you do them too fast, they'll just keep telling you to try again.

It’s a meme made from a stock photo. Don’t take the high horse’s dick so deep, Mr. Hands.

Run faster, you fuck.

Nothing but magnet links to sea shanty albums.

“Can’t help everyone so let’s just help no one instead!”

My team and I last night were lucky enough that our computers came back up after a single reboot following the BSOD. VPN and certain applications were wonky the rest of the night.

We had nearly 300 servers impacted, almost 100 still down. All planned maintenance for the weekend has been cancelled. Incidents like these make me very glad I climbed the IT ladder enough to not be in a support role anymore.