Josh Lane was addicted to porn by 14-years-old after first finding it via a Google search when he was aged 12.

Now 25 and happily married.

Wow. Porn really destroyed this mans life. What a tragic tale.

Murica, land of the free...

Home of the.....

....largest prison population on Earth, predominantly made up of African Americans and Hispanics who carry out labour essentially for free. (< Thats what they mean by the "free" part.)

The birds POV:

Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

Isn't that the whole point to Graphene OS?

I like my super secure OS being developed by super paranoid developers thank you very much.

US: "We're going to sanction Iran"

Iran: [Puts down Uno Reverse card]

There should be a law brought in so that any glasses fitted with cameras/microphones have to be clearly labeled (as in etched so it cant be removed) with a warning along the front face of the glasses and also make it to they can only be bright obnoxious high visibility colours like neon green/orange.

Lets see how "fashionable" they are when they make you look like a member of LMFAO.

Now try migrating all your docker containers to podman.

She didn't say anything about shooting the dogs because she probably doesn't realize its a parody and instead thinks of it as an accurate representation.

If we all got together as a team and each put Linux and Steam on 5 old/cheap/e-waste/whatever PCs for the next survey we'd pump those numbers up to ~20% and freak Microsoft out.

"I have nothing to hide" is such a dumb argument.

Are you always going to have nothing to hide?

Because it'll be too late to start caring about privacy when you do.

Not much good if they only have your laptop and not you.

Isn't proton open source?

They could make a Linux client that uses Proton just like Steam does?

Maybe even their own forks of Proton that are more suited to the kinds of games they have on the platform (like the Glorious Eggrolls spin offs).

I had this feature on a Xiaomi phone that i had a few years ago. I could even set up the fingerprint reader to open a different profile depending on which finger i used.

Of course the coward thing is just american media.

The French army, still to this day, has the best battle record of any army in history. They didn't get a record like that by being cowards.

but we still don't have chat control

Who needs chat control when you have the Patriot Act and PRISM?

You got scammed? Oh no. How much money did Ubuntu take from you?

Before anyone says “you put all your eggs in one basket,” let me be clear: I didn’t. I put them in one provider, with what should have been bulletproof redundancy

Tldr; "I didn't put all my eggs in one basket. I put them into multiple smaller baskets and put those into one basket. That's still more than one basket right? ....right!?"

Usually I'd agree, but in this case aren't they mocking that trend by copying this meme?

Why would oil tanker crews (which are more than likely made up of non-americans) care about "showing some guts" just so some American gas guzzlers can have cheaper fuel?