I hope they don’t plan on spit roasting me.

That’s a European serving. The rest of the jar is one Texan serving.

I know, I was making a reference to how ridiculously large American portion sizes are.

You guys are crazy. Why would they take legal action for a marketing stunt ? Don’t you think the legal system would clap back if they file just for marketing ? The leeks are real

“…and I’ll get really pissy if anyone tries to tell me otherwise”.

This is how you get crusty baps.

With a bonus level of chopping up journalists in hotel rooms?

She wouldn’t be allowed to be the main character!

Well I wasn’t going to watch it but now I feel I need to, just to find out what’s got your knickers in a twist.

Did he ask Jesus to take the wheel or something?

But my name is neither Greg or Ian.

No you’ll get a version of Gran Turismo with sand duning and loads of Aramco banners everywhere.

Well you don’t eat yours dry, do you?

Ok, saw it. No big deal, I’m a grown up, I can deal with it and move on.

I’m far more pissed off about him complaining about surveillance in cars when he was reminded twice about driving without a seat belt on. What a twat.

No, the sound of a bath being filled doesn’t bother me.

What?

I guess no other teams engineers wanted to have to deal with whining noises coming from the cockpit area.

They should have done more penetration testing.

Could still happen in the US during their lifetime. Never give up hope.

Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?