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That in itself is a red flag.

Not enough socialism or porn

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I don't think hogwash means what you think it means.

Pretty much all communist regimes have been dictatorships. What's your point?

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Tech companies have optimized their hiring processes to hire the worst possible candidates anyway.

Everything down to the Pinocchio nose is shockingly accurate

It's all Greebles?

It always has been.

Aside from Google product managers being the most asinine creatures on the planet, most streaming services lack a simple "mark as watched" feature. It is annoying.

I'm pretty sure that was the author's intention.

Maybe they mean it like "come and take my guns away". Lol.

All the idiots are still on shitter and idiots are how influencers make money.

Money is always the dictator. If you take it out of the equation, it just gets replaced by power. Not that those two are mutually exclusive...

Luckily, all my light bulbs are the (American) football-shaped LED kind and there's no glass.

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There is no such thing as a true democracy. Humans are far too easily corruptible for that.

Yes, but that particular sink happens to be named "Baby".

He was just trying to surprise the dude with an LTT screwdriver

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