I have a dumb-phone. 20€. I had to buy a new one because the old one used only 2G and that infrastructure is gonna be put down sooner rather than later.
I don't get what they are trying to achieve with that thing.

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Key word lol

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I've watched some videos of femboys enjoying femboy milk. Their own, others'... It seems that's a really popular item.

Did you ever wondered why you had diarrhea? Maybe intestinal parasites? It was because Bart was right: nobody ever suspects it was the butterfly.

I'm so glad I'm in the vasectomy club.

revenue-generating scheme

Scam. I think the word is scam.

I've been using Debian for so many years (damn, I feel so old).

I have a better contender: Gollumjapyx smeagol

If you need for survival to hunt and eat an animal you are just part of the ecosystem, a predator.
Do you need to have sex with another species? In the wild it happens and even rape is natural, but the question could be "would you like to live in a human society like that?".

That said, animal farming is unethical and completely unnecessary nowadays. Most people would agree that killing an animal just for pleasure would be ethically wrong, but then we as a society rape to breed, grow in terrible conditions and kill in nightmarish ways farm animals just because "meat is good".

Wait, guys, are we over systemd already?

13 right answers and I didn't expect so many lol

I'll never validate some of the 💩 I've learnt today.

All those fancy sounding distros and here I am, with the ol' Debian.

Wait, it's NOT the Onion!

I've seen HDD icons as a replacement for the floppy.

I absolutely cannot approve insulting snakes. Or any other innocent animal for that matter.

I mean... We are still living among dinosaurs. What do you think birds are? Government drones?

I like ants. I paid 0.30€ per tube and I don't think I'll ever need to buy more, I use old plastic food containers, so free, I breed my ants' feeder insects...

I mean, there are many hobbies that can be dirt cheap or free. Do you like plants? Get free cuttings asking for them to your neighbor or any acquaintance, buy a little dirt and cheap pots. Do you like fishes or crustaceans? You don't need an expensive aquarium, you just need a really cheap food grade plastic tub. Do you like bikes? My bike is a cheap second hand one. Do you need a house? Forget it, you'll never be able to pay for one.

I'm from Spain and don't have Watsapp nor a smartphone. Coincidentally I also lack a social life.

Nope, that just not true. You can never have enough, much less too many.

I myself have too little space, not too many plants.

Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I'll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.