Elon wants war because he wasn't able to delete this picture from the internet forever. Don't be embarrassed Elon

As plausible as removing an image from the internet forever

Had me in the first half...

I remember when Elon used to look like this

The same Elon Musk that permanently deleted this image off the internet forever?

This Elon Musk? That totally permanently deleted this image forever?

This doesn't seem like a great idea

I was in the same boat. Basically the second they announced it a wave of relief washed over me and I realized this is what we need

Edit: I wasn't expecting so much interaction. I'm glad that she is gaining everybody's support, and giving us a bit of electricity needed to get through this final push towards election time!

$1,100 is $1,100 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He also had a panic attack over being gay

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

He should go back to this

From context I believe it translated fan into what would be a cooling device, instead of someone that really likes something

Practice. It gets easier with practice

He also endorsed permanently deleting this image off the internet forever

It has concepts of being fake

Don't forget who you were Elon. Trying to erase an image, almost like you no longer feel like that person anymore (or maybe never did)

I don't understand how more people don't see this. It drives me insane. "Did you watch the interview with Joe Rog-" "NO!!!"

His sense of humor for those unable to check

At 60, Walz is just a year older than Harris, but critics say he looks much older, which could be a liability to a campaign that is rebounding from Biden's departure over concerns about his age.

Walz responded to this criticism on X, saying he looks the way he does because he was a high school teacher and "supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me."

An attorney for Boismier, who now works at the Brooklyn Public Library in New York City

I am assuming and hoping they are talking about the teacher getting a job there. That's fucking awesome if so