As someone who plays the musical instrument called "trumpet", I ask- no, I beg of you, PLEASE do not use my musical instrument to describe fascists.

the woman's hair is blowing the wrong way

I am in disbelief, the last time I used reddit this was a solved issue, and now they've gone and unsolved it??

While that may be true, I don't think understanding that companies are evil is enough to convince anyone to care about privacy. I've known corporations are evil for well over a decade but I only started caring about privacy at all a few weeks ago. the issue is that privacy feels so unnatainable to average people that it may as well be a myth. how can you even think about if your internet history is private when you don't even know how to access internet history yourself? even if you do, it's not like these companies gossip to your friends about your mundane secrets anyway, it's just some faceless entity filing it away somewhere to probably be forgotten. that's the perception I had at least, and I know I wasn't the only one. what really changed my mind about privacy was being immersed in a community of people that cared about privacy and took time to show that it can be achievable and even convenient both to understand the forces and technologies at play and to actually live a more privacy focused life.

I don't really care what makes more money, id just take the walking one to incentivise me to walk more. id rather be healthy than slightly richer

I don't understand

the character in the last panel is the protagonist in the pilot episode of the web series "The Amazing Digital Circus" in which characters appear in a colorful digital world from which there is no escape. in the show, the characters appear without their memories, being unable to remember their names or how they got their beyond "putting on a headset" (presumably a vr style headset although this comic just uses headphones)

the joke in this comic is the suggestion that the protagonists job before the show was as a rent-a-girlfriend girl (basically an escort).

I'm honestly not sure why this would be considered funny as it seems unrelated to the show beyond using the character.

I love pangrams! I even have a list of all my favorite ones:

• Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
• Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes
• My girl wove six dozen plaid jackets before she quit
• who packed five dozen old quart jugs in my box
• Jim quickly realized the beautiful gowns are expensive
• The wizard quickly jinxed the gnomes before they vaporized
• the quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf
• a wizards job is to vex chimps quickly in fog
• Heavy boxes perform waltzes and jigs
• A very big box sailed up then whizzed quickly from Japan
• Jack quietly moved up front and seized the big ball of wax
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats
• Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
• Grumpy wizards make a toxic brew for the jovial queen

it originally said nuts, didn't it
that's a femboy, isn't it

this is the main reason I've been slowly removing sarcasm from my personality. it's not fun when so many people are (understandably) not in on the joke, or worse when you realize someone you were joking with was actually being completely serious. I'm just tired man, feels like half the worlds gone insane

I watched fma and I don't remember this, is my memory bad or is the person I the screenshot just making shit up?

I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"

Hey what gives, I was never a "gifted child" but ive still ended up being an anxious and unfocused adult :(

• Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
• Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

i don't think it's fair to lump furries and zoophiles in the same group. there's a pretty big difference between dressing up as a cartoon fox and wanting to f*ck the family pet imo.

lmaoo totally got me

I actually disagree. I think downvotes are very useful for when someone posts the wrong kind of content to a niche community without it necessarily breaking the rules. a good example would be reddit's r/bonehurtingjuice. a core element of a bhj is that the comic is unedited except for the text, so if someone posts a comic with an edited last panel that shows an extra character, it would make sense to downvote that post to indicate that it doesn't fit the sub well, even if the resulting comic was still funny/good.

idk maybe that's toxic, but I think it's a better solution than outright deleting content like that when the content might still have value

I'm confused, doesn't the way this is written imply that none of that is true, but rather that their newspapers are sensationalized? why is everyone going "same as it ever was"?

edit: yes I'm aware corruption existed 100 years ago just as it exists today, I was just confused about people ignoring the written words of the post

I'm out of the loop, what is WP Engine and why is the rich weirdo in control of WordPress being so weird about it?