I got 5 bucks that says he just discovered AI can write a report for you.

He's 24 years old? He looks at least 44. Conservatism adds 20 years.

AOC for President!

We desperately need more young people running for all offices, local and national. If you are a young person stuck in a dead-end job, run for an office somewhere. You don't need anyone to back you. Just sign up and learn about the process by doing it.

If you don't ever win, it's a fun and interesting life experience to share with others. You will make new, life-long friends along the way and you will be showing others that it's possible.

If you DO win, though, there is no limit to the benefit you can bring to humanity! The world needs you. Do it! I will vote for you.

Signed, An Old Person

If Musk had anything to do with it personally, can he be charged?

Replace Merrick Garland. At this point, he is complicit and should be treated as such.

How rude! Now where will conservatives "do their own research"?

Wow. Can we please be more sensitive about little people? They are a small group that is usually overlooked. And just so you know, "dwarf barf" as you call it, looks the same as anyone else's barf. Tastes the same too. A little sweeter, actually, because of all the little cookies they eat.

I agree. I know young people with minimal hair, but they just look like young people with minimal hair. This man looks haggard in this photo.

He is not a smart man.

Hmmm. Was he ever paid by his last client? How unusual.

Conservatism = Death.

Nothing good in the history of mankind has ever come from conservatism. Nothing at all.

Conservatives: "Burn, baby, burn!"

Sooo.. rape then murder or the other way around?

Good.

Conservatives thrive on oppressing others. This constant assault on minority and vulnerable groups cannot end until the plague of conservatism is cured.

The world is suffering at the hands of conservatives. From climate disasters to direct oppression of the innocent, conservatism is deadly. Do your part by excluding conservatives from your daily life. It is not appropriate to engage in business or keep relationships with such people.

Sync.com is waaay better than Dropbox. Also, Sync won't lie or bait-and-switch you like Dropbox will. Never, ever trust Dropbox. They suck an entire ass.

In other news, conservative lawmakers demand shade and water be banned from all worksites.

Here's an exerpt from page 139:

"Dear Diary, I never thought it would happen to me. I convinced his parents we were just going camping to pray together in private..."

Never ever leave your kids alone with a conservative religious person. Never.