To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.

Yea, its nice and all, but have you ever got your back scratched?

Hä? Blitzer rein und die Kommune hat wieder Geld. Der Rückbau erschließt sich mir nicht.

So the goal is creating a completely destroyed human being. No resocialisation or anything?

Please get help in having a more positive lookout to life. Be it therapy, a new and (hopefully) fulfilling hobby, philosophy, anything. And, on the other side of the same problem: try getting rid of habits that make you unhappy. Otherwise you are going to spiral downward.

Die Wand neben dem Heizkörper sieht nicht mehr weiß aus, weil das verrostete Wasser die Wand verfärbt hat.

Ich würde denken, da muss schnellstens jemand vom Fach ran, bevor dir die Bude wegschimmelt.

Rice is rice (na naah naah na na)

It is fantasy but if you like hillarious and (in part) absurd stuff, read anything by Terry Pratchett. I personally would recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!". Be aware that there are over 30 books by him out there. There are multiple guides on which to read first to get the best start.

Most agree that it is not the best idea to start with the book he wrote first.

Naja, immerhin soll es eine Löwin gewesen sein. Dazu kommen mutmaßlich Nacht, Nebel, verlegte Brille, Trunkenheit und Inkompetenz.

Go there on monday, presenting as male, grab free pint, leave.

You might want to look at Robin Hobbs' work.

Now I don't know their english name but maybe do not forage this kind of mushroom...

NEVER put lemon juice in an omelette. Absolutely disgusting. Once tried it, not following any recipe. Never again.

Create the com, tell people about it on ![email protected] and ![email protected] and (hopefully) people will come.

His name is Mezerg. Check out his other stuff on Youtube. Go see him live if you have a chance. Absolutely amazing musician.

WYM, warned? Warnings are used for bad things.

No need for management with self repairing, removing, and adding cables.

Is this really good news? Sure, nice local community but why can he not get his pension?

That text shoul be read/performed by John Oliver.

Not fiction, but holy fuck, it was eye opening: Humankind, by Rutger Bregman.