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All windows shatter

Another reason to stay out of the usa. Not just anecdotal, we're talking about a country where walking on a public street can be illegal, and people who do are sometimes called a slur.

Because cities aren't for people to live in, they're for cars to drive trough

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What's your "weird flex"?

In visual studio, a program for software developers, one of the type of templates you can start up and make a program with is in "blazor webassembly". One of Microsoft's fancy new things.

In there, right after starting it, there is some example code thrown in your face. Code that contains pi... with a rounding error.

So I, being the insistent autistic nerd I am, made a pull request and had it fixed. And I still wonder how so many people looked at that and it bothered absolutely no one enough to go and fix it.

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What does masturbating or having sex physically feel like to you guys?

Wanna trade places?

I think I can best break up my experience into three bits, each with their own (possibly odd) comparable sensations.

  1. Hornyness

To me, this feels very similar to when I want to eat. Not hunger, but when I am craving candy, chocolate or caffeine.

  1. Physical sensation

The closest I can think of is the sensation of someone running their fingers trough my hair. Perhaps not your thing, but getting my hair washed at the barbershop is always great.

  1. Orgasm

3.1 Building up

Have you ever had "runners high" or that weird sensation where the pain of lifting weights actually starts feeling good the more it hurts? In that same way, it feels like I'm pushing for a limit.

Similar to a workout, it can also just be uncomfortable sometimes. Why? Human bodies are just weird.

3.2 Orgasm

Pictures this, you're out and suddenly realise you left your phone at the coffee shop. This spike of fear running trough your chest, that has a slight sting to it. That same sensation, but instead of fear it's closer to the feeling of biting into a juicy hamburger after not eating all day.

The train is at my stop, I gotta get out and cycle to work. Perfect timing.