Reba truly is the Tom Selleck of used up country stars

Same, I also scream out in pain, inside, when I have to perform a handshake and negotiate communication protocols.

Be the porn you want to see

Also the “imperfect vessel” bullshit they use to justify worshiping people like orange man.

Time to demand 3 times the original pay as a contractor, or good luck with the soulless sycophant in a box

Every species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes

Brave of you to assume that’s not the dj’s wife as a plant to get them dancing

Congressional candidate advertisements have become really weird

Oh is it? Haven’t heard of the stuff here in dystopian 2026.

I’m so happy for you I’m crying

It was idiocy all along.

Signed - a native whose ancestors talked at length and wrote down (or had someone else write down) how dumb they were in the very beginning, before there was even a nation

You can just call them really weird for wanting to talk about other peoples personal medical shit and walk away. That works too.

To an identity hammer everything is an identity nail

Except when their Grindr match notification sound goes off, then not so much

Yep. It’s literally authoritarianism, when a leader crafts their enforcement and revenge organizations to treat their own policy as superseding law. Anyone defending this is on the side of fascism or is too stupid to know they are.

Maybe wear a butt plug to sleep if you’re sick of it

Probably because he was with some of them trading Pokémon cards at the time, couldn’t have been him, everyone has a doppelgänger

Yes, only second to all the doctors working at the post office of course

Really it’s their fault for being blind and not bringing a seeing eye chaperone

Mass reduction